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Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Towns Built:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	1512	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	6063
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4629	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

CraftyCreeperCocktail

alcohol, bar, bar scene, Beer, club, Cocktail, CraftyCreeperCocktail, drink, favorite drink, happy hour, mixed drinks, night out, nightlife, Nightlife Experience, nightlife scene, party drink, partying, signature drink, socializing, Spirits, wine

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	4167	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	173

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4560
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

Drive Thru Truth

car ride, Clarity, contemplation, Conversations, deep thoughts, DRIVE, epiphany, inner peace, introspection, late night thoughts, late-night drive, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Silence, solitude, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Villages Defended:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨

SpawnCitySMP – Vanilla with a hint of Hermicraft flavor

application, BUILD, city, collaborate, Community, content creators, Creators, Discord, Explore, flavor, Gaming, Hermicraft, hermitcraft, Hint, Join, location, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Server, smp, SpawnCitySMP, Style, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Farms Harvested:	171
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

SpawnCitySMP Minecraft Server

Description
Welcome to the SpawnCitySMP, a Hermitcraft-style server where we build a city at a set location. The server will start soon, and if you are interested, there is an application you can submit on the server. This server is created for content creators to create content, but everyone who wants to play is welcome.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by submitting an application on the server.
Is this server only for content creators?	No, everyone who wants to play is welcome on the server.
Where can I find more information?	You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uxMkhFuT for more information.

Debate Night Minecraft Server

campaign trail, candidates, debate, debate outcome, debate performance, debate predictions, debate strategies, debate winner, democratic party, election, election 2020, kamala harris, Mike Pence, Minecraft, night, political analysis, political showdown, Politics, republican party, Server, Vice President debate, vice presidential candidates, vice presidential debate winner

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Potions Brewed:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and watch the most epic Vice President debate unfold right before your eyes! Will the zombie pigman reign supreme with his fiery rhetoric? Or will the creeper blow everyone away with his explosive arguments? Only one way to find out – join now and witness the madness! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join today and be part of the craziest political showdown in Minecraft history!