We promise outrageous arguments over whether to call your fellow players “half” players or just players. Get ready for intense debates over the importance of using the word “half” in Minecraft chat.
But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, just like Wren’s bedroom wall with a special photo of her and her sister. Join us and let the chaos ensue!
we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. yea, u heard me right! and the best part? u can ride the chicken-pig-diamond-juggler too!
but wait, there’s more! we have epic quests that will take u on a journey through lava lakes and zombie-infested dungeons. u might even find a secret treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots!
and if that’s not enough to convince u, how about this: our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in redstone engineering. they once built a working roller coaster that goes through the nether and back!
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it.