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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5240 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!
