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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4303 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 7824 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | New Chunks Explored: | 912516 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 317 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.