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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9173 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 102 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.