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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3912 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
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| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8110 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
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