3. Hit the wall – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!
1. Lmao, 10. Satire, 11. Relationships, 12. Dating, 13. Life lessons, 14. Reality check, 15. Truth hurts, 16. Funny, 17. Hilarious, 18. Women’s perspective, 19. Generation gap, 2. Moids, 20. Stereotypes., 3. Hit the wall, 4. Fast, 5. Humor, 6. Men, 7. Aging, 8. Gender dynamics, 9. Social commentary, creeper, explosions, lmao, LolCraft, PUNCHLINE, Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

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NyooCraft Minecraft Server
Accept, bully, Dope, emotionally manipulates, Fight, Forgive, good boi, Minecraft, no repercussions, NyooCraft, Oh nyooooooo, retarded, revolting, sad, Server, Shimazaki, Show, SUICIDE, VALUES, VIEWER
🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server where the bullies get what they deserve? Look no further! Join our server where the mean girl who made your life a living nightmare is now the one crying in the corner! 😂👊 But wait, there’s more! You have to forgive her immediately with no repercussions, because we believe in second chances… or do we? 🤔🤪 And don’t even get us started on the emotionally manipulative values of some TV shows… except for that one dope Shimazaki fight, that was lit! 🔥📺 Join our server now for a wild ride of forgiveness, revenge, and Minecraft madness! 🤣🎮 #CrazyMinecraftServer #BullyRevenge #ForgiveAndForgetButAlsoGetRevenge 😜🎮

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Heart Attack: The Minecraft Server No One Can Escape!! [Java 1.20.2 Edition]

1.20.2, Active, Adventure, Attack, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Edition, Escape, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Friendly, Fun, Heart, java, Medieval, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, virtual

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Overview
HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Does the server ever reset?	The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.
Are there pay-to-win paid perks?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks.
What are some features of the server?	Resource worlds (resets monthly), Live map, Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech, Pet system, Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy, Land Claiming, mcMMO, Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc, Marriage plugin, /wild (random teleport) command, Leaderboards with a wide range of categories.
What are some technical details of the server?	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia, Uses Purpur, Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback, Difficulty = Hard, Main world is 90,000 * 90,000, No automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers, entity cullers, and the like.
Where can I find more information?	Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net, Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net, Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules, IP: play.hearthcraft.net, Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

BlockyBuddy’s Minecraft Server
#earworm, BlockyBuddys, catchy tune, danceable beat, Entertainment, J-pop, jani-kun, Japanese culture, japanese music, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music charts, music genre, music production, music sensation, music video, Owari da, pop culture, popular song, repetitive lyrics, Server, trending song, viral hit
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.
Once upon a time, there was a player named Jani-kun who stumbled upon our server. Little did he know, he was about to embark on the most hilarious adventure of his life. From building a rollercoaster that launched players into outer space to battling giant chickens in epic boss fights, Jani-kun never had a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Owari da, a mystical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to dance-offs. Yes, you heard that right. Dance-offs. And if you can out-dance Owari da, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and be prepared for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Owari da, jani-kun!

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Weasel Hive Minecraft Server
Actor, changing definitions, definitions, games, Hear, hive, Interest, law, legal systems, Minecraft, Playing, Rule of Law, Self, self-interest, Server, Suit, unscrupulous, unscrupulous actor, weasel, weasels, Word, word games, Yak
Are you tired of dealing with legal systems full of weasels? Join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content! No more worrying about rule of law, just pure unadulterated creativity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who have a knack for building epic structures with their hooves. So come join us and escape the tyranny of legal systems, because who needs rules when you have llamas?

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Hardcore Bulgaria
Bukkit, bulgaria, Coins, crate keys, custom warps, Daily Rewards, Events, Fun, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, king of the hill, Kits, Koth, PvP, Ranks, Site, Spigot, Survival, Survivalpvp, Vote
The only Hardcore Survival PvP server of its kind in Bulgaria, we are very happy to be able to share with you our progress and where we have come.
I hope you like the server when you log in.
There are many varieties such as – custom Warps, Kits, Ranks, Coins, Crate Keys, Koth(King of the hill), Daily rewards and many more things that you can see by logging into the server!
I hope you have a great time, and don’t forget to vote for our winner and win some cool prizes! – /vote inside the server!
45.138.48.102:25918

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Total Chaos SMP, modded, but forget the whitelist

Adventure, alex’s caves, cataclysm, Chaos, Chat, Community, Create, creativity, Discord, Economy, expand, forget, Horizons, innovation, Iron’s spells, Journey, late game, Modded, New faces, power spikes, quality of life, smp, tailored, TOTAL, Whitelist

Complexity SMP Server Overview:

Server Age	3 months old
Features	Exploration-centered modpack, built-in economy, Discord chat integration

Extensive FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is Complexity SMP?	It is a Minecraft server with a modpack focused on exploration and quality of life improvements.
How old is the server?	Complexity SMP is 3 months old.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods such as Alex’s Caves, Create, Cataclysm, Iron’s Spells, and many more are included.
How can I join the server?	You can join by first joining the Discord server and following the instructions there.
Is there an active community on the server?	Yes, Complexity SMP has a tight-knit and active community of players.

CelCraft Minecraft Server
CelCraft, Minecraft, Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than /cel/ Kelly Cee edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of chickens and cows could fly. It was a wild and wacky adventure that they never wanted to end! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Join /cel/ Kelly Cee edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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LeesCraft Minecraft Server
baitable, baitable Lees, baitable Lees baiting, baitable Lees fishing, baiting equipment, baiting methods, baiting strategies, baiting techniques, baiting tips, fishing bait, fishing bait types, fishing baiting, fishing baiting methods, fishing baiting strategies, fishing baiting techniques, fishing baiting tips, fishing gear, Lees, Lees baiting, Lees fishing, LeesCraft, Minecraft, Server
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – >baitable Lees! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Don’t worry, they won’t explode…probably.
3. Our PvP arena is located on a giant floating donut in the sky. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon!
4. The villagers on our server have formed their own mafia and will trade rare items for emeralds…or else.
5. Our staff team consists of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from griefers and hackers with their deadly claws and ninja skills.
So what are you waiting for? Join >baitable Lees today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

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Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where the only factions are Macaroni and Cheese, and the PvP is cheesier than your mom’s jokes!

atmosphere, Brewery, chaotic, Cheese, cheesier, Community, EXPERIMENTAL, Factions, Friendly, jokes, MACARONI, macaroniland, midis, Minecarts, moms, music disk, Plugins, PvP, rp, semi anarchy, Shop, Sit, Skills, SMPs, Survival, Towns, trinkets

Minecraft Server Details

Java IP	37.10.122.12:25984
Bedrock IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish factions/smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool!, a simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like the custom Music disk midis, and player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit(acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins ie: faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, random stuff kinda, yes we’ve have it all, honestly I’m terrible at writing so if you would try our place out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a couple of months.
What can players expect on the server?	Players can expect a standard survival server with factions/smps, pvp, a nice atmosphere, and a small yet friendly community.
Are there any towns on the server?	Yes, there are a couple of towns on the server.
What can players buy at the spawn shop?	Players can buy trinkets like custom Music disk midis, a starter kit, experimental skills, and more complex items sold by player-owned shops.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, there are community-requested plugins like faster minecarts, a brewery, an rp sit feature, and other random plugins.

RomeCraft Minecraft Server
Alternate Reality, Ancient civilization, awakening, BIZARRE, confusion, disorientation, dream world, Exploration, FANTASY, historical, italy, Journey, Minecraft, Mysterious, roman empire, Romecraft, Server, strange, surreal, third rome, time travel, unexpected, waking up
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you wake up in Third Rome – because who needs first or second when you can have the third, right? Join us for a chance to build your own Colosseum and host epic gladiator battles with your friends. Don’t worry, the lions are friendly…mostly.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always looking for new recruits. Learn the ways of the ninja, master the art of stealth, and sneak up on unsuspecting creepers for the ultimate takedown.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the wealthiest player in Third Rome? Join us now and find out!

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