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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8160 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!