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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 873 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 77 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.
So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.
