But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly battling against the evil cow samurais. Join the fight and prove your worth as a warrior of the chicken clan. Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry combat like this before.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but in Minecraft form. Explore this sweet paradise and satisfy your sweet tooth while building your dream base among the sugary landscape.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
also, there’s, liek, a secret underground society of llamas who, liek, control the server. they have, liek, llama spies everywhere and u have to, liek, earn their trust by completing crazy llama challenges. if u do, u get, liek, special llama powers and can, liek, summon llamas to do ur bidding.
oh, and did i mention there’s, liek, a haunted mansion on the server? it’s, liek, super spooky and filled with, liek, ghostly creatures and stuff. u can, liek, explore the mansion and try to, liek, uncover its dark secrets. but beware, cuz u might, liek, never make it out alive.
so, if u wanna be a legal stalker, hang out with llamas, and explore a haunted mansion, then, liek, join dis server now! it’s, liek, totally insane and u won’t regret it.
The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
Alongside our amazing community, we boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server with modern hardware and optimization mods for minimal lag.
| CPU | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
|---|---|
| RAM | 8GB (32GB total) |
| Location | San Jose, California, United States |
| Platform | Fabric 1.21 |
Players on the vanilla client can still connect, as all mods are client/server-sided or optional in a modpack.
Join our Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq
To join our server, please follow the application steps mentioned above and wait for whitelist approval.
Yes, our server is for players aged 16 and above.
The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB RAM, and is located in San Jose, California, United States.
Yes, the server supports certain client-sided and server-sided mods and tweaks. Make sure to read the rules regarding mods before using them.
Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements regarding events and community projects.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers! Yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! Our server is so wild, even the mobs can bust a move.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of bacon. Yes, you read that correctly – a kingdom made of bacon! Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge the Pigman King to a bacon-eating contest for the ultimate prize.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Legend has it that only the most stylish and skilled players can uncover its location and claim its riches. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every Sunday, we host a fashion show competition where players can strut their stuff on the virtual catwalk and win fabulous prizes. Show off your best pixelated outfit and impress the judges with your creativity and flair.
So what are you waiting for? Join Ikemen Joshi today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a really cute pixelated pet) along the way.
oh, and get this, they once had a battle with a giant zombie that was, like, ten times the size of a regular zombie. it was insane, bro. like, they had to team up with a bunch of villagers to take it down. and guess what? they won. because they’re, like, the most epic gamers ever.
also, they have this thing where you can ride on the back of a flying pig. yeah, you heard me right. a FLYING PIG. it’s like, the most ridiculous thing ever, but it’s so much fun. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the best thing that ever happened to Minecraft.
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CHICKEN WHO WILL GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U TELL HER A JOKE? YEAH, IT’S TRUE! AND IF U DIG DEEP ENOUGH, U MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING SHEEP!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS U’RE SCARED OF GHOST CHICKENS, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)