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Crafty Phat Shack

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	7112	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	2294
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with femboi ass like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sparkly unicorns and rainbow bridges that lead to treasure chests full of glitter and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret dancing panda club where you can boogie down with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards like disco ball helmets and flashing neon swords.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted booty shorts that are said to give the wearer superhuman speed and agility. But beware, for they are guarded by a fierce dragon queen who will stop at nothing to protect her precious shorts.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter in this wacky world of femboi ass!

Regretflix & Chill

Awful, bad movie, Boring, Chill, Cinema, didn’t like, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing ending, Disliked, film, Flop, letdown, Movie, not worth it, regret, Regretflix, regretful, second thoughts, should’ve skipped, unenjoyable, Waste of time, wasted money

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old movies that leave you feeling disappointed? Well, come join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to suffer through a bad movie again! Our server is like a blockbuster film on steroids – action-packed adventures, thrilling plot twists, and epic battles with creepers and zombies! Say goodbye to boring movie nights and hello to endless excitement in the world of Minecraft! Join now and experience the ultimate cinematic experience – no popcorn required!

AnhedoniaCraft: EmoBluntz & Brainz

affective disorders, anhedonia, AnhedoniaCraft, attentional networks, brain activity, brain function, Brainz, cognitive function, EmoBluntz, emotional blunting, emotional disorders, emotional dysfunction, emotional processing, emotional reactions, emotional regulation, mental health, mood disorders, neuroscience, prolonged activity, psychiatric disorders, Psychology, research

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

so, like, join this epic minecraft server cuz we got all the lolz and craziness you could ever want! our players are so hyped up, they make the brain go all wacky and stuff. we did some research and found out that playing on our server can actually make you feel all the feels, even if you got that anhedonia thingy.

our server is like a rollercoaster for your brain, with all the attentional networks firing off like fireworks. you’ll be so entertained, you won’t even know what hit you. come join us and experience the emotional blunting in a whole new way, with sustained brain activity that will blow your mind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Demon Minecraft Server?

a-1000, a-60, Ambush, Demon, Doors, doors but bad, doors but furry, doors but kawaii, doors floor 2, doors hardcore mode, doors myths, doors new, doors roleplay, doors rooms, doors secret, doors super hard mode, doors the backdoor, doors the mines, doors update, DREAD, Figure, Minecraft, roblox, roblox doors, roblox doors hotel, roblox doors new, roblox doors the hunt, roblox game, roblox gameplay, roblox games, roblox gaming, roblox rooms, Rush, screech, Seek, Server, super impossible mode, xdemon

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Demon is a legendary and mysterious entity known for its malevolent and dark nature. Often depicted as a supernatural being with infernal powers, demons are believed to tempt and torment humans, leading them astray from goodness and virtue. Throughout history, demons have been a prevalent figure in folklore, mythology, and religious teachings, serving as a source of fear and fascination for many.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

Bants, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, gender equality, Hate Speech, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, Japanese culture, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Misogyny, nuclear weapons, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, sexism, social justice, War Crimes, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where men and women are kept separate? Join our server and experience the ultimate unity of genders! We nuked all the outdated thinking that fuels sexism and homophobia, so you can enjoy a truly inclusive and hilarious Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots! Join now and let’s show the world that Minecraft is for everyone, no matter their gender!

BitMinerMinecraft SMP

assets, Bitcoins, BitMinerMinecraft, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Economy, finance, growth, Investment, market, MONEY, ONLINE, opportunities, PROFITS, Secure, SELLING, Septembear, smp, Trading, Transactions, virtual currency

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Items Found:	3941	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

And that’s not all – every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party with skeletons breakdancing and witches dropping sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes about mining for diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots. It’s gonna be a wild ride!

TrashmanLove6969

arguing with girlfriend, career choices, communication in relationships, conditional love, core values in relationships, expectations in relationships, family dynamics, Interracial Relationships, lifestyle preferences, love and acceptance., love and career, love and commitment, love and job status, Love and Money, Meeting the parents, parental disapproval, personal values, questioning relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, taking a break, TrashmanLove6969

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is unconditional and trashmen are treated like royalty! Join us for a server full of surprises and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Are you tired of your girlfriend expecting a certain lifestyle and salary from you? Well, on our server, we welcome trashmen with open arms and appreciate them for who they are, not just what they can provide. No need to worry about conditional love here, we only care about your core values and the person you are inside.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even uncover a mystery involving meeting your girlfriend’s parents and becoming a doctor. Will you be able to stand up to them and prove that love knows no bounds? Race against time and obstacles to show that true love conquers all, even in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where love, trashmen, and unexpected twists await you at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love story for the ages, all while building and exploring in the world of Minecraft.

HistFactsGoneWild Minecraft SMP

controversial, curriculum, Dark, education system, Events, hidden truths, HistFactsGoneWild, Historical accuracy, History, inaccuracies, indoctrination, knowledge, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Myths, NSFW, Propaganda, revisionism, School, smp, Taught, wrong

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ores Mined:	7459	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9850	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old history lessons that sugarcoat the truth? Join our Minecraft SMP where we rewrite history in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible! Ever wondered what would happen if dinosaurs actually built the pyramids? Or if aliens helped George Washington win the Revolutionary War? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come join us for a wild ride through history that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Plus, we have epic build battles and treasure hunts that will make you forget all about those boring textbooks. Join now and let’s rewrite history together!

Blocktopia PS5

addictive gameplay, blocktopia, console gaming, endless entertainment, exclusive titles, favorite game, forever game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming selection, immersive gameplay, long term gaming, multiplayer experience, PlayStation, PS5, solo gaming, top game, top ps5 game, Ultimate Challenge, video games, virtual world

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old PS5 games that only let you play for a limited time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your gaming woes!

Join our server and never worry about choosing just one game on your PS5 again. Why settle for a limited selection when you can have endless possibilities in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a challenge. So if you’re looking for some intense PvP action, look no further!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who is said to grant wishes to those who can find him. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Redstone Revolution

brainwashed, brainwashing techniques, indoctrination, Kremlin propaganda, mental health, mental manipulation, military brainwashing, military propaganda, military tactics, propaganda manipulation, propaganda tactics, psychological manipulation, psychological warfare, Redstone, revolution, Russian government, russian military, Russian soldiers, SUICIDE, Surrender, war propaganda, War Tactics

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	772576	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	2034	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

join our minecraft server and escape the clutches of the evil kremlin propaganda!!! we have a secret underground base where we hide from the russian soldiers who are brainwashed and ready to explode at any moment!!! build your own bunker and defend against the crazy russian army who will stop at nothing to take over the server!!! craft weapons and armor to protect yourself from the mind-controlled soldiers who will do anything to stop you from escaping their clutches!!! join now and fight for your freedom in this epic battle against the brainwashed russian army!!!

PhotogenicCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, dating apps, digital age, Evolution, evolutionary psychology, genetic inheritance, genetic variation, genetics, heritable trait, MATE SELECTION, natural selection, online dating, photogenic, PhotogenicCraft, physical traits, selfie culture, social influence, social media, Technology, visual appeal

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	657422

so, like, if u wanna be part of the coolest minecraft server ever, then come join us cuz we have the most photogenic players around! like, seriously, our players are so good looking that scientists are saying it’s gonna affect evolution! imagine being part of a server where u can say u helped shape the future of humanity just by playing minecraft! plus, we have the craziest stories and adventures that will have u laughing so hard u might pee your pants. so come join us and be part of something epic!