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CraftyFactsMC

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	4803
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5408	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a unicorn while battling a dragon in a disco-themed dungeon? And if you manage to defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet rainbow llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Join us now for the most epic and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Achievements, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, leadership, military strategy, military success, Minecraft, peace negotiations, peace talks, political speech, President Zelenskyy, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	New Chunks Explored:	100379
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a president just like in real life but way cooler cuz he plays minecraft too. Zelenskyy is leading us to victory in the Kursk offensive, where we battle creepers and zombies instead of real enemies. join us and make ‘full use’ of our achievements like building giant statues of Zelenskyy and creating a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

NordStreamDiver69

Arrest warrant, arrest warrant issued, cross-border crime, diplomatic tensions, European energy project, gas pipeline, germany, Germany issues, international investigation, legal implications, legal proceedings, media coverage, media report, Nord Stream investigation, Nord Stream probe, NordStreamDiver69, political controversy, Ukrainian diver, Ukrainian diver arrested, Ukrainian diver in Germany, warrant for diver

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Votes:	6800	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

so, like, this server is so epic that even germany wants in on the action! they issued an arrest warrant for a ukrainian diver in our nord stream probe! like, how crazy is that?! come join us and be part of the most scandalous minecraft server ever! who knows, maybe you’ll end up on the run from the law too! lolz!

MagiMine: Low Levels, High Damage

aging, amino acid, cardiovascular health, cellular health, chronic disease, Damage, disease-causing DNA damage, DNA repair, genetic damage, health, HIGH, homocysteine, human DNA, inflammation, Levels, Low levels of magnesium, MagiMine, magnesium deficiency, metabolic disorders, middle-aged adults, nutrient deficiency, Oxidative Stress, research, study

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have so much magnesium you won’t even know what to do with it! we have 172 middle-aged adults running around with low magnesium but high homocysteine levels causing chaos and DNA damage everywhere! if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge, join us and see if you can avoid getting your DNA wrecked by all the magnesium madness! trust us, it’s a blast!

Proryv Survival

Challenges, Community, Custom World Generation, difficult caves, Economy, Escape, Exploration, market, multiplayer, mystery boxes, Paranormal Caves, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Rewards, smp server, Survival, trade items, unique functions

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

A SMP Server with unique functions like custom World Generation, Economy including Mystery Boxes and a Market where you can trade buy items from another player, and most important: The Paranormal Caves! Unique and difficult caves where you have to escape to win your rewards you’ll earn!

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Kraftergeist Minecraft Server

autistic, bureaucracy, deutschland, Disciplined, efficiency, farm simulator, Gaming, German, German culture, German work ethic, Helpful, joy, Kraftergeist, Minecraft, Nice, organization, powerful mind, Precision, regimented, Server, simulation games, Structured, truck simulator, Visionary

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crops Grown:	8710
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have harnessed the power of the German mind to create the most efficient and organized virtual world you’ve ever seen! Our players are so regimented, they make sure every block is perfectly placed and every mob is taken care of with precision.

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play on our server. Our German players know how to have fun too! They love to play farm simulators and truck simulators in between building epic structures and conquering dungeons.

And the best part? Every comment you’ll see in the chat is exceptionally nice, helpful, and full of joy. It’s like a virtual hug from the entire country of Germany!

So come join us on our server and experience the power of the German mind for yourself. Who knew bureaucracy could be so much fun in Minecraft?

SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP Madness #1616

Assetto Corsa, BEFRIENDING REWIND, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Pavlov, EU Walkabout Minigolf, fallout 4, Friend by Friend, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, madness, Minecraft, Minecraft EU, Minecraft NA, NA Assetto Corsa, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, smp, smpcraft, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	229	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	243

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a virtual reality adventure where you’ll befriend Rewind – who knows what kind of trouble he’ll get you into! Choose your headset wisely, because in this world of “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering,” anything can happen!

🎮 Need some game recommendations? Look no further! Check out our list of game resources and get ready to dive into some insane gameplay. From Assetto Corsa to VTOL VR, we’ve got it all – including a Minecraft server that’s so wild, it’s currently dead (but don’t worry, we’ll bring it back to life)!

🌍 Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get ready to join in on the regularly hosted multiplayer games. From Pavlov to Walkabout Minigolf, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events – you never know what kind of madness will ensue!

📅 Mark your calendars for upcoming events like “Friend by Friend” on August 17th and the “Idol Event” on September 28th. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues when this group gets together. So what are you waiting for? Join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP around! #VirtualRealityRealSuffering 😂🎮

TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo

Adult, Asshole, Awful, financially supporting, learn, luxury, MONEY, new car, OFFENDED, Parent, RESPONSIBILITY, Responsible, savings, savings account, Support, surgery, top surgery, trans man, TRANSITION, TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo, Traveling

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	621	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is full of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between this parent and their son.

Witness the epic battle between responsibility and luxury as players fight for their right to a top surgery, all while managing their savings accounts and making questionable financial decisions. Will they learn to be responsible adults or will they continue to splurge on unnecessary luxury items like new cars and extravagant vacations?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer madness of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to entertain you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see what all the fuss is about!

PettyPissedOffPlayer – Minecraft SMP

anger, annoyance, BETRAYAL, bitterness, grievances, grudge, grudge holding, grumbling, harboring resentment, holding a grudge, Irritation, lingering anger, long-term frustration, Minecraft, minor annoyance, Peeved, Petty, PettyPissedOffPlayer, Resentment, Revenge, small grudge, smp, vexation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of getting griefed on other servers by some noob with a wooden pickaxe? Well, on our server, we have a strict no-griefing policy that is enforced by a squad of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords. That’s right, we take petty revenge to a whole new level!

Join our SMP if you want to unleash your inner drama llama and settle scores with your enemies in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of their Minecraft character out of pink wool to creating elaborate traps that make them question their very existence, the possibilities for petty revenge are endless.

So if you’re still seething over that time someone stole your favorite block of dirt or left a trail of torches leading to your secret base, come join us and let the llamas of justice reign supreme!

CraftyInventions

advancement, agriculture, Breakthrough, Civilization, Communication, CraftyInventions, Development, discovery, Evolution, Humanity, Impact, industrialization, innovation, invention, Medicine, progress, revolution, Science, society, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Forget about inventions like the wheel or electricity, the real game-changer for humanity is this epic Minecraft server! Join us and witness the power of virtual blocks shaping the course of history. Our server is so revolutionary that even cavemen are logging on to build their own virtual caves. Who needs fire when you have the ability to create an entire world with just a few clicks? So come join us and be a part of the greatest invention of all time – Minecraft!