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Caesar’s Crafty Kingdom: Where Building Empires is a LOL-ly Good Time!

building, caesars, Crafty, Empires, Good, Kingdom, LOLLY, Time

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Star Shards Collected:	215	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bow down to our ruler, Caesar! Join us for a chance to build your own Roman empire and conquer all who stand in your way.

But beware, Caesar himself roams the server, ready to challenge any player to a gladiator-style duel. Will you emerge victorious and earn his favor, or will you be banished to the wilderness to fend for yourself?

If battling the mighty Caesar isn’t enough of a reason to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable blocks in all of Minecraft? Legend has it that hidden deep within the mines are diamonds the size of your head and emeralds that glow in the dark.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to hail Caesar and have a good time. Just watch out for the lava pits and the occasional rogue creeper – they’re more dangerous than any army Caesar could muster.

Holy Creeper Church – Where Christianity and Minecraft collide!

belief system, Christianity, Church, collide, Community, contemporary issues, creeper, cultural shift, Ethics, FAITH, HOLY, Minecraft, modern world, Moral values, post-Christian, Religion, religious identity, religious institutions, religious practices, secularism, societal norms, spiritual growth, spirituality, traditional values

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that preach about being a good Christian? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us on this wild ride where we embrace the chaos of a post-Christian world. Build your own church made entirely out of diamond blocks and sacrifice creepers in the name of Notch (our lord and savior).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only commandment is to have fun and build epic structures. Who needs Christianity when you have the power of redstone at your fingertips?

Hands Off My Blocks! Minecraft Madness

anxiety, avoidance, blocks, Boundaries, coping mechanisms, discomfort, emotional response, fear, Hands, human contact, madness, mental health, Minecraft, past experiences, personal space, Phobia, physical touch, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, Therapy, touch aversion, Trauma, triggers

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of being touched in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about anyone laying a finger on you! Join us and experience the ultimate touch-free gaming experience.

Our server is so touch averse, even the mobs in the game will keep their distance from you. No more accidental hits or unwanted hugs from creepers. You can mine, build, and explore in peace without anyone invading your personal space.

And don’t worry about any traumatic experiences holding you back from joining. Our server is a trauma-free zone, where the only thing you’ll be traumatized by is how addictive and fun it is to play here.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs human contact when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Lines Make You Cringe in Minecraft

Anime, anime lines, cringe, cringe dialogue, cringe lines, cringe moments, cringe quotes, cringe scenes, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy, cringe-worthy moments, cringe-worthy quotes, cringe-worthy scenes, cringeworthy, Hai wa ikkai dake!, lines, Minecraft, Oyamenasai, pixelated, Sore wa meirei desu ka?, Weeb’s

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Gods Slained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of shouting “Sore wa meirei desu ka?” at your fellow players, only to have them respond with a resounding “Hai wa ikkai dake!” It’s like a battle of wills, but with pixelated swords and pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to yell “Oyamenasai!” as you defeat a creeper in epic combat? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for some seriously cringey anime lines along the way.

Naked Pixels and Clothed Chicks: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, chicks, clothed, Minecraft, naked, pixels

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ores Mined:	7552
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with the Endermen!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy! You can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re afraid of clowns, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Crafty Burrito Bonanza: Dig, Build, Eat, Repeat!

Beans, bonanza, BUILD, burrito, Cheese, comfort food, Crafty, DELICIOUS, Dig, Dinner, Eat, fast food, Filling, Food, guacamole, lunch, Meal, mexican food, repeat, Rice, Salsa, sour cream, spicy, Tasty, tortilla, wrap

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	89
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	186	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with giant burritos. Yes, you heard that right, GIANT BURRITOS! These burritos were so massive that you could build your house inside one and still have room for a dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted llamas that drop loot like it’s nobody’s business, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a burrito-filled dream, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and a side of salsa!

Blocky Adventures: How I Found My Inner Gamer

#gamer, acceptance, Adventures, blocky, empowerment, Gaming Community, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, Genderqueer, identity exploration, LGBTQ, mental health, non-binary, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, social norms, Transgender, video games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Towns Built:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9236

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your true self? Well, look no further because our server is here to help you discover your gender identity through the power of video games!

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey filled with rainbow sheep, gender-bending potions, and a secret quest to find the mystical Gender Diamond. Rumor has it, whoever finds this diamond will unlock their true gender identity and gain epic powers like never before!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your true self shine through in the most LOLzy way possible! Who knew video games could be so enlightening?

ZombiePigman Rave Party: Where This Trope Needs to Die

above his league, break up, college slut, Die, discover themselves, Females, finish highschool, first love, free, happy normal lives, highschool sweetheart, Kids, Live, love, Marry, Party, perfect, rave, settle down, subconscious, trope, young normies, ZombiePigman

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Items Found:	8528
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of being haunted by high school sweethearts who break your heart and leave you for college sluts? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of this trope and live your best life! Join us and build a world where first loves never break your heart and college sluts are nowhere to be found. Say goodbye to being above someone’s league and hello to a community where everyone is equal and just looking to have a good time. So why wait? Join our server now and break free from the morphogenetically programmed subconscious norms of the past!

LimbusCraft – Where chaos and creativity collide! #1421

Chaos, Clock OrangeRoad, collide, countdown, creativity, current events, Current Extractions, download links, Ego, FAQs, General guide, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1103
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have Mirror Dungeons that will make you question reality. Want to ride the Refraction Railway Line 3 that takes you to Clock OrangeRoad? Look no further!

But wait, there’s more! We have extractions happening left and right, with the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu leading the charge. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extraction of the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust – it’s going to be a wild ride!

And if you’re worried about spoilers, don’t be! Our game is tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect the unexpected. Plus, our tutorial is a must-watch – you won’t regret it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download links are above, and be sure to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for all the latest updates. See you in the game!

Crafty Cleanse: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Messy Thing!

clean room, cleanse, Crafty, creeper, dust, explosions, Humanity, LOSING, Messy, stay clean, week later its filthy again

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
New Chunks Explored:	87962	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of constantly cleaning up after yourself in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can clean your room as many times as you want without it getting filthy again! That’s right, no more losing to the evil dust bunnies in real life. Join us and show those dust particles who’s boss!