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Lost in Anime Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, Absurd, Absurdity, Anime, anime binge, braincells, brainless, considerable, dumb, Entertainment, feel, guilty pleasure, Land, LOSING, Lost, mind-boggling, mind-numbing, MINDLESS, mindless entertainment, Ridiculous, silly, time wasting, Watching

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Yo, bro, do you love watching anime that makes you feel like you’re losing brain cells faster than a creeper blows up your house? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of nonsensical plots, cringey dialogue, and characters that make you question your own existence. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but in Minecraft form. So come on, join us and let’s all collectively lose our minds together!

ExTextEmbarrass – Minecraft Server

Blocking, Boundaries, Communication, Delivered, Detachment, EMBARRASSMENT, ex, ExTextEmbarrass, friendship, funny, ghosting, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving on, no contact, normal response, reconciliation, relationship, response, School, sense, Server, Texting

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of a 17-year-old girl and her ex-boyfriend, who is apparently so detached he’s practically in orbit.

Watch as she breaks all the rules of no contact and even threatens to sign him up for the marines, navy, army, and even Scientology (yes, you read that right). Will she ever get a response on WhatsApp? Will she send that hilariously threatening message? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is the place to be for all the juicy gossip and outrageous antics.

Join now and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BarkBusterzMC

anti bark device range, back deck, backyard, BarkBusterzMC, barking issue, bored dog, council complaints, dog training, duplex, full time work from home, high pitched frequency, high window, lack of stimulation, neighbours dog, noise disturbance, offer to walk, peace and quiet, ultrasonic anti bark device, unpleasant sound., WIBTA

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6595	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of your neighbor’s dog barking all day and night, ruining your peaceful Minecraft building sessions? Join our server and never worry about annoying barks again! Our server is equipped with an ultrasonic anti bark device that will zap any noisy dogs into silence with a high pitched frequency sound. No need to confront your neighbors or call the council, just hop on our server and enjoy the peace and quiet while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that the dog’s barks were actually a secret code to find hidden treasure in the game…join now and uncover the mystery!

SMP LonelyHearts Minecraft SMP

Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional connection, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, LonelyHearts, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, Minecraft, must haves, relationships, Respect, Shared values, Significant Other, single people, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3759
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you flowers instead of blowing you up. And get this, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any pesky mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Plus, every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixel art of a dancing llama.

So why wait? Join our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical SMP today for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic shenanigans!

BlockBuddies: Life Rebooted

advice, BlockBuddies, determination, encouragement, fresh start, Friend, goal-setting, growth mindset., Life, Life Changes, motivation, new beginning, perseverance, personal development, positivity, Rebooted, resilience, second chance, self improvement, self-care, Starting from scratch, starting over, Support

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9148	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees.

Our server is so epic that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a magical wizard who will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server today and restart your life in the most epic, outrageous way possible!

ChipocalypseCraft

AI Chips, Artificial Intelligence, ChipocalypseCraft, Diplomacy, economic impact, export controls, global economy, global trade, international relations, national security, political tensions, restrictions, sanctions, semiconductor industry, supply chain, switzerland, technological advancements, Technology, Trade, trade war, US

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

lol imagine if switzerland was like “yo give us them AI chips” and US was like “nah fam u cant have them” 😂 but guess what u can have?? access to our EPIC minecraft server!!! join us and build ur own AI chip kingdom with ur friends!!! who needs real life drama when u can have virtual drama on our server?? come join us and show switzerland who’s boss 😎 #minecraft #ai #drama #joinus

Enchanted Oasis 1.20.6

1.20.6, Beverage, Cucumber, drink, electrolytes, Enchanted, FITNESS, Gatorade, healthy, hydration, hydration choice, Losers, love, NOTICED, Oasis, Observation, odd combinations, quirky, refreshment, sports drink, Strange preferences, taste buds, unique flavors

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3942
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, only losers don’t love cucumber Gatorade! And on this server, we have an unlimited supply of that delicious green goodness.

Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes, like how insane is that? You can ride them into battle and conquer the Minecraft world like a boss.

Oh, and did I mention that all the trees are made of cotton candy? Yeah, you heard me right, FREE COTTON CANDY TREES! You can snack on them while building your epic creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NetflixN00bNoMore!

bills, cable, cleaning, Clips, clothes, college, DISHES, education, Fight, headache, house chores, individual account, mopping, Netflix, NetflixN00bNoMore, part time job, Password, sister, Snippets, subscription, tiktok, tv shows

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of sharing a Netflix account with your sister and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream house without worrying about your sister leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone yelling at you to clean the bathroom.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from the chaos of household chores and sibling arguments. Plus, we promise not to change the password on you!

So come on in and join us for a truly peaceful and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole world to explore?

IndieCraft United 1.20.4

1.20.4, Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies, net fans, non-English, OC material, small indies, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, United, Vip, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, youtube equivalent

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the mainstream VTubers with their thousands of viewers hogging all the attention? Well, fear not, because we’ve got a Minecraft server for the true VIPs – the indie VTubers with an average of 500 viewers or more!

Join us on this server for a wild ride filled with quirky, small-time VTubers who are just waiting to be discovered. Who needs those big corporate VTubers when you can support the little guys who are doing their own thing without any oversight?

We’ve got Twitch partners, YouTube stars, and even some non-English VTubers for those looking for something a little different. And hey, if you’ve got a VTuber crush with 499 viewers, don’t worry – we’re flexible with our requirements.

So come on down to our server, where we celebrate the underdogs of the VTuber world. Who needs the big names when you can hang out with the real stars of the show? Join us now and let’s make some memories together in this crazy world of indie VTubers!

LuxuryCraft: Simple Pleasures

Bliss, comfort, Contentment, Decadence, DELIGHT, extravagance, Happiness, indulgence, joy, leisure, luxury, LuxuryCraft, opulence, pampering, Peace, pleasures, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Simple, simple pleasure, Tranquility, Treat

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Items Found:	5031
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Join our Minecraft server and experience the sheer joy of finding a diamond in the depths of a cave! It’s like striking gold, but shinier and more blocky. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chickens who can speak fluent Pig Latin. You don’t want to miss out on the clucks and oinks of their conversations! So come on over and dig, build, and chat with our feathered friends. It’s a luxury you never knew you needed in your virtual life!