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Blocky Battles: Minecraft Madness with ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	540	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find all the enchanted diamond gear your heart desires. 3. Our server lore is so deep, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. 4. We have a bug tracker that is actually run by real bugs. Don’t worry, they won’t bite… hard. 5. Our statistics are so mind-blowing, even Herobrine himself is impressed. 6. Our news and streams section will keep you updated on all the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. Who knew villagers had so much drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Creepers Past My Bedtime

addiction, bedtime, coping mechanisms, coping with no sleep, CREEPERS, future plans, gaming all day, Inheritance, insomnia, internet racism, judgment, late night thoughts, living off inheritance, Meth, NEET, neurotic boss, past my bedtime, sleep deprivation, smoking, underage girls, video games, work struggles

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	608017	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

Adventure, Anime, DAUGHTER, destiny, Edition, family, FANTASY, Future, growth, Hope, industrious duo, isekai, Journey, light novel, Lily, Magic, magitek revolution, Minecraft, Misadventures, Mushoku, Mushoku tensei, Potential, Reincarnation, revolution, Tensei

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	35	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!

Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Potions Brewed:	35
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ores Mined:	764
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mines Excavated:	2900
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

Adventures, Analysis, Ayan, Country, Crafty, critique, culture, Diversity, Edition, heritage, History, Identity, Individualism, nationalism, perspective, philosophy, Politics, post, pride, Reflection, society, tradition, ubermensch

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Villages Defended:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Love Letters Sent:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2002
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Potions Brewed:	105	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Animals Bred:	95
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!