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Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)

attraction, Boyfriend, creeper, Crush, CURSE, cute bf, desire, dreamy, explode, Focus, handsome, Happiness, infatuation, Life, longing, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Movie, ovulating, relationship goals, Romantic, Stories, yearning

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mines Excavated:	1885
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

2024.., animation, Anime, cute, Edition, episodes, Fairies, FairyCraft, fansub, FANTASY, hurtful, lolz, long trail, magical creatures, Magical Girls, need subs, no fansub, Rilu, Rilu Rilu Fairilu, sad, still waiting, subbed, UNSUBBED, Waiting

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Towns Built:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchantments Applied:	211	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

blocky, colors, Crafty, Craziness, design, Flag, Flags, Green.., History, iran, Islamic Republic, Land, MIDDLE EAST, national emblem, national flag, national identity, national pride, national symbol, new, Persian culture, political statement, red, redesign, revolution, Symbolism, White

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Void Gems Collected:	37
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

2075, Alberta, Apocalypse, Canada, cars, Chaos, CREEPERS, Destruction, DRIVE, Dystopia, End of the World, flying, Future, FutureCraft, Government, History, jetpack, News, nukes, prediction, Prophecy, steve, time travel, Timeline, trudeau, War, world events

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Votes:	2352
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Star Shards Collected:	168
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

Birthday, blocky, bonanza, celebration, deserving, Ens, Event, family, Friends, Fun, HOURS, Long, minecrafty, Party, pebbles, Special, streaming, Support

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Void Gems Collected:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

bbq, Canada, Canadian, Community, Crafty, Food, Friendly, Fun, Gathering, get together, Honey, introduction, INVADING, invite, Meeting, Neighborhood, neighbors, new, Newbies, Party, social event, socializing, welcome

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6043
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

anti-semitism, ATTACKED, Awareness, Blame, coexistence, Crafty, Defense, discrimination, Edition, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israel, Jews, leave them alone, McCraftface, muslims, Peace, Peacekeeping, persecuted for centuries, persecution, religious conflict, tolerance, Wake Up

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5176	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Mines Excavated:	3133	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Votes:	9534	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, Bond, Caring, children, Connection, CREEPERS, devotion, emotional, family, fear, guidance, love, mamas, maternal, Motherhood, motherly, Nurturing, oh mama, parenting, Party, Role Model, sacrifice, strength, Support, Tread, unconditional love

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1081
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

ANONYMOUS, Crafty, McCraftface, Server, WASNT

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.