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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1682 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
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