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Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6566
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9140	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mines Excavated:	3190	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
New Chunks Explored:	142389	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Farms Harvested:	826	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Emeralds Found:	4498	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1656
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

Alien, alien anatomy, alien animals, alien life, anatomy, animal, autopsy, biology, Curiosity, curiosity about alien life, curiosity killed the cat, discovery, ethical concerns, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, interstellar travel, invasive species, Land, planetary exploration, research, Science, Scientific inquiry, space exploration

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	102144	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1309	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	228894

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, BlockBros, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Towns Built:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!