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Simpsons Man Owns Minecraft SMP House

2chan, animated series, cartoon, CLONE, comedy, disbelief, FANTASY, fictional character, House, house ownership, humor, man, Minecraft, Outrage, Owns, physical response, popular culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, social commentary, springfield, Television Show, unrealistic, yellow family

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	183	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP server and witness the madness of a world where Simpsons characters own massive houses and rule the land! Bart Simpson is the king of the server, with his iconic skateboard as his royal carriage. Marge runs the economy with her impeccable budgeting skills, while Homer is the resident chef, cooking up delicious virtual donuts for all to enjoy. Lisa is the server’s wise sage, dispensing advice and knowledge to all who seek it. And don’t even get us started on the shenanigans that go down at the Krusty Krab…oops, we mean the Kwik-E-Mart! So come on, join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

CraftyBunnyLand

2chan, Anime, coffee shop, comedy, Confirmed, CraftyBunnyLand, Cute girls, Friends, Gochiusa, Heartwarming, japanese, Manga adaptation, News, nips, normal, popular series, Rabbits, Season Four, slice of life, Spamming, Wholesome

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Votes:	4672
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of nips spamming 2chan and ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, Season Four is practically confirmed! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a sighting of Herobrine himself (just kidding…or are we?). Say goodbye to the nips and hello to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Join now and let the madness begin!

Fembox SMP

BUILD, building, Chestshops, Community, Communitydriven, Cozy, Crossplatform, crossplay, Crossplaybedrock, Dynmap, Femboy, Friendly, Jobs, Lgbtfriendly, MCMMO, new, Plugin, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Femboys snuggle hours are mandatory!

https://discord.gg/qTREscUP99

Welcome to Fembox SMP!

What we offer:

label_important Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commandslabel_important Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structurelabel_important McMMOlabel_important Custom Questslabel_important Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to winlabel_important Inclusive community: we welcome everybodylabel_important Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memeslabel_important Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after alllabel_important Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewaways

This server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

So join us today, we hope to see you soon. Just don’t forget to put on your thigh-highs OwO

femboxsmp.net

Mystia | 1.20.1 Survival | Keep Inventory | Good Vibes

Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to Mystia. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Prison, and factions gamemodes.

We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: archerpvp.usPORT: 19132

archerpvp.us

NYXO MC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1576

NYXOMC offers an immersive Minecraft experience with a variety of exciting features. Our server features a captivating crates system that allows you to earn keys through gameplay or purchases, unlocking crates filled with valuable items, rare resources, and enticing cosmetics. Engage in thrilling combat with the lifesteal mechanic, strategically recovering health by dealing damage to foes. Dive into a world of progression with MCmmo, where you can level up skills through tasks, unlocking unique abilities. Plus, customize your gear with custom enchantments and dive into the economy with various job options. Join NYXOMC for a rich and dynamic Minecraft adventure

nyxo.mc-connect.xyz

Ganomus

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	105
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ores Mined:	9858	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft haven, where excitement knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a custom world featuring unique items, mobs, and dazzling item skins. Express your style with exclusive cosmetics as you explore a PvP arena, conquer bossfight events, and thrive in the survival experience.

Economic enthusiasts will find their niche with jobs and quests, contributing to a thriving in-game economy. Join a vibrant community, full of friendly faces and endless updates. Brace yourself for two-week events packed with new content, ensuring the adventure never ceases.

Join us on this thrilling journey where every block tells a story, and every player is a part of our ever-evolving Minecraft family!

49.12.87.95:21944

L&N Craft | Vanilla+ SMP | Read Description

Qol, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaish, Vanillasmp, Vanillasurvival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Crops Grown:	8382	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1

L&N Craft

We strive to be a small, tight-knit community made for long term building with player–based resets. Along with a strict interview process for our new players, ensuring they are in agreeance with our rules and would be a good fit to our community. This is an 18+ server for all the people out there who want a more mature space to make jokes, be comfortable, and fit in.

Vanilla+

Our server has a few quality of life plugins for the comfort and freedom of our players that do the following:

– Check amount of bees and honey in beehives

– Turn item frames invisible and you can open chests through them

– Right-click to harvest crops

– Leaves decay much faster

– Removes the “Too expensive” message on anvils

– Have custom tags when you donate/get recognized

– A few more!

How to Join

First join our discord where you’ll be prompted with our rules, then go on to an interview request form. Upon acceptance with that you’ll have a required voice interview with one of our staff members who will then review your answers and appropriately move you on from there.

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/2QN27CCH86

154.41.229.198

CraftDem Heartz

Adventure, Disney, Finalfantasy, Kingdomhearts, Other

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Welcome to CraftDem Heartz!!!

This isn’t your typical space traveling Kingdom Hearts adventure. What if when exiting the door of Traverse Town, there was grass and trees? Continue exploring while fighting off heartless and other familiar creatures till you come across… a Chocobo Farm? Agrabah? or even Balamb Garden? Yes, you will find these and many more locations from Kingdom Hearts/Disney/Pixar/Final Fantasy that you can visit on foot(or mount) in this custom made map.

Currently whitelisted while we build. If you would like to help, please reach out. Terrain could use some love and constantly adding builds. We will also need a large variety of models for mobs, gear, furniture, etc. The focus is the builds but music/sound creation and extra minds to bounce story ideas would be nice too.

Discord: https://discord.gg/296h8CRxYS

History debrief:

This has been an ongoing project of mine for a few years now that I have originally planned out close to a decade ago. Over the past 4 years, we have gone through several obstacles and had originally been set up with the intention of using mods and the kingdomkeys mod(highly recommend trying out) but with mods progressing at diff levels, it made it difficult to create this vision. So we went with plugins and resourcepacks which also means creating everything from scratch(weapons, mobs, leveling system, etc.) but it is soo worth it.

craftdem-heartz.meenhost.com:25566

Black Hole SevTech

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6955	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Fresh SevTech Ages Anarchy Server 3.2.3 No Discord, we use Telegram https://t.me/+tgRHcDaarmY3NmMx Administrator contact https://t.me/sonomukashi 5.161.79.119:25566 CPU: AMD EPYC (4) @ 2.445GHz Memory: 3.5GB Disk: NVMe 160GB Download 3Gbps Upload 2Gbps

Please note the information here may not be up to date and its best to join the Telegram group to stay up to date

5.161.79.119

BoredomMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Towns Built:	10

Boredom MC is a private/whitelisted vanilla gameplay SMP server focused on keeping Minecraft the way it’s meant to be played. We now only accept players that are 17 years of age, or older. We have a dedicated staff team and an amazing community of tightly-knitted players who make this an experience to never forget. Don’t hesitate to become a part of our amazing, and active community.

Play.BoredomMC.Com

Nexus Anarchy | 1.20x | BRAND NEW | Join Today!

2b2t, 2b2tclone, Anarchy, Brandnewserver, Hacking Allowed, Norules, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	547
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Experience the chaos of Nexus Anarchy, a Minecraft server where there are no rules and hacking is allowed. With no staff to enforce any regulations, players are free to explore and create their adventures. Join our brand new server that opened on 1/16/24 and enjoy the 24/7 gameplay at nexusanarchy.minecraftserver.us

nexusanarchy.mcserver.us

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO |

120server, dnd, Dungeons, Dwarf, Elf, Factions, FANTASY, Fantasyrp, Guilds, Kingdom, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, Lore, Magic, MCMMO, Medieval, Medievalfantasy, Nowhitelist, PvE, Quest, Roleplay, RPG, Rpserver, Shop, smp, Spells, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Vampire

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO | Minecraft Server

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft.

Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !

Everyone will be able to find their purpose on KeyCraft, you just have to unlock your potential!

Java IP: keycraft.mcserver.us

Key Features

Tablist for added immersion!Delve

How does KeyCraft differ from other servers?KeyCraft is Non-Whitelisted, but strictly 13+, younger players are encouraged to join when they’re older! KeyCraft also features multiple ways for the players to shape the world, whether that’s through Guild Favor, Build requests, or Player Events, the world is in your hands!

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO | Minecraft Server

Where to Find usKeyCraft Official Discord Group!KeyCraft Official Wiki Page!KeyCraft TikTok Account!KeyCraft InstaGram Page!

KeyCraft Patreon!

Feel free to check us out!

keycraft.mcserver.us