2CaG Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SMPsportsAnimeCraft

actions, amazing, Anime, anime characters, athleticism, Characters, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, exaggerated, Impressive.., normal, reactions, skillful, SMPsportsAnimeCraft, sports, sports anime, Sports Culture, sports genre, Sportsmanship, TALENTED

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	9763
Dragons Tamed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9563	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	118882
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is treated like a sports anime protagonist! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds like it’s the Olympics, or building the most epic base like it’s a championship match.

Our community is filled with over-the-top characters who will cheer you on for the most mundane tasks, like crafting a pickaxe or taming a wolf. You’ll feel like a superstar every time you log on, with the constant praise and encouragement from your fellow players.

But beware, there are also rival players who will stop at nothing to defeat you in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate sports anime protagonist of our SMP?

Join us now for a wild ride of absurdity, excitement, and endless entertainment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover hidden powers within yourself that will make you the MVP of our server!

BlockPartyMansion

apartment, BlockPartyMansion, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, discomfort, family, House, husband, living arrangements, MIL, Moving, Options, parents, Renovations, Rent, Respect, step mum, Tenant

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	142	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Crops Grown:	9269	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the drama and craziness of a family moving in with newlyweds in a 3-bedroom apartment!

Join us for the wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a space with your dad, stepmom, her mother, and a random tenant. Will you be able to build your dream castle while dodging awkward family dinners and cramped living situations? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your own family members, and see if you can come out on top without losing your sanity. Will you be able to maintain your composure when faced with outrageous requests and unexpected living arrangements?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures that await you. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a dysfunctional family living situation in Minecraft? Join now for a server experience like no other!

Dying in a Minecraft SMP

death, Dying, dying wish, end of life, fear, final breath, final chapter, final deed, final thoughts, final wish, final words, last act, last moments, last request, life reflection, Minecraft, mortality, parting thoughts, regrets, smp, ultimate experience, ultimate moment

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying a boring death again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, if that’s your preferred mode of transportation).

One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the server, causing chaos and mayhem for days. Another time, a group of players decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano – needless to say, it didn’t end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! With hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items, our Minecraft SMP is unlike any other. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers), then join us today and see what crazy adventures await you!

ExcuseCraft 2.0

classic excuse, cliché excuse, common excuse, excuse that works, ExcuseCraft, familiar excuse, frequently used excuse, go-to excuse, habitual excuse, hackneyed excuse, old faithful excuse, overused excuse, reliable excuse, standard excuse, tested excuse, timeless excuse, traditional excuse, tried excuse, tried-and-true excuse, typical excuse, well-worn excuse

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Votes:	2341	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

3 year old, Arab-Israeli family, BlockyGunFights, child endangerment, Conflict Resolution, extremism, Gun attack, hate crime, hate group, human rights violation, international law, Israeli settlers, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace process, religious extremism, security threat, Server, Settlers, Terrorism, violence, West Bank

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	300
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone

BLACKLISTS, China, Chinese firms, discrimination, forced labor, global politics, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, international trade, labor rights, sanctions, Slavery, Trade, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurCraft, Xinjiang, Zone

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

EcoSelfieCraft: Save Nature, Snap Responsibly!

Animals, breeding patterns, conservation, disruptions, ecological balance, EcoSelfieCraft, ecosystem, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, environmental impacts, feeding patterns, habitat destruction, Human Behavior, natural environment, Nature, perfect selfie, responsibly, Risk, Save, scientists, Snap, social media, social media influence, wildlife

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Emeralds Found:	5213	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can take the most lit selfies with all the animals in the wild!!! we got lions, tigers, and bears oh my!!! but be careful, cuz these animals are thirsty for that perfect selfie too. watch out for the lion trying to steal ur phone for a quick selfie, or the bear photobombing u in the background. u never know what crazy animal antics will happen next on our server. come join the fun and help save nature, one selfie at a time!!! 🦁🐯🐻 #SelfieSafari #SaveTheAnimals #MinecraftMadness

TrumpRogan’sMCServer

BTFO, Censorship, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, donald trump, Entertainment, free speech, interview, joe rogan, Media, News, Podcast, Politics, president, right wing, social media, Technology, trump, TrumpRogansMCServer, truth social

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling zombie pigmen with laser swords. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds that are guarded by flying pigs armed with golden carrots. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that can breathe fire on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you can find the enchanted axe hidden deep within the forest, you’ll be able to chop down those diamond trees and become the richest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

RustIsTheWorstMC SMP

long tail tags, programming language, Rust, RustIsTheWorstMC, smp, worst programming language

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchantments Applied:	108	Dragon Eggs Found:	2035
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you can defeat our resident Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

NoFamCoinNeeded

emotional baggage, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, favoritism, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial hardship, financial independence, financial inequality, financial resentment, financial responsibility, financial struggle, generational wealth, NoFamCoinNeeded, parental favoritism, parental support, Resentment, sibling rivalry

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Dimension Hops:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in rewarding hard work and dedication! Unlike some parents out there, we won’t play favorites or leave you hanging in a shelter while your siblings live it up with all the diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, except for those who try to mooch off their hardworking siblings. Our parents may be in a tight spot now, but hey, maybe they should have thought about that before leaving you high and dry.

So come on in and show off your building skills, fight off creepers, and maybe even teach our parents a lesson or two about fairness. Who needs their help anyway when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server now!