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MapCraft: Where even the Brazilian government is printing new maps! Join now for a LOL-tastic adventure!

administration, Adventure, Amazon, Backlash, Brazil, Brazilian, Brazilian government, Center, controversial, criticism, decision, Disliked, geography, Government, Haunt, Join, LOLtastic, MapCraft, Maps, new maps, Political, Printing, public opinion, Years

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than the Brazilian government can print new maps? Look no further, because our server will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about the Amazon being in the wrong spot!

Join our server for a chance to explore crazy new worlds where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-slide. Our community is so wacky, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and zombies breakdance for fun.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride that will make you forget all about those pesky new maps. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCube: Git Gud Edition! – 110 characters

Assistance, Characters, CraftyCube, developers, Edition, Failed, gameplay, GIT, GUD, Guide, Hints, Instructions, pointers, Tips, video game developers, video games, Walkthrough

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Void Gems Collected:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server out there! This server is so wild that even the developers couldn’t figure out how to create a guide for it. But fear not, because getting lost and confused is all part of the fun!

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like trying to ride pigs while wearing diamond armor or building a house made entirely out of TNT. Want to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a llama? You can do that here!

Our community of players is like no other. We have wizards who can turn you into a chicken, knights who protect the land with enchanted swords, and even a secret society of cows plotting to take over the server.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Come join us and see for yourself why this server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CreditCardCraft – Where you can mine, build, and avoid monetary responsibility in style! #debitordie

1. Credit cards, 10. Fake money, 11. Debt writing off, 12. Debt settlement, 13. Ignoring mail, 14. Legal action, 15. Looting corporations, 16. Professional class greed, 17. Social corruption, 18. System collapse, 19. Free stuff, 2. Debt maxing, 20. Maximum greed., 3. Debt collectors, 4. Law firm, 5. Ignoring calls, 6. Interest rates, 7. Financial system, 8. Corporate greed, 9. Predatory credit, AVOID, BUILD, CreditCardCraft, debitordie, monetary, RESPONSIBILITY, Style

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of being financially responsible and not taking advantage of the system? Join our Minecraft server and learn how to debt maxx like a pro! Max out your credit cards, ignore those pesky calls from credit card companies, and throw all debt collector mail in the garbage – it’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! If the debt gets sold off or a law firm threatens to sue you, just tell them you’re on pills and demand a lower interest rate. Make a written agreement for a $50 monthly payment and watch as the system collapses around you, all while preventing further legal action!

Don’t let the financial system and corporations take advantage of you anymore – join our server and learn how to game the system like a boss! The end is near, so why not get some free stuff out of the deal before it all comes crashing down? See you in game – and remember, just say “No” to higher monthly payments! Let’s break the system together, one debt maxx at a time!

PiggyCraft420: Blaze it, build it, mine it! #SquadGoals

102/pm, Accuracy, authentic, BELIEF, Blaze, BUILD, confirmation, credibility, Details, doubt, Evidence, INFORMATION, investigation, Observation, PiggyCraft420, proof, Reliable, scrutiny, skepticism, source, SquadGoals, Trust, validity, Verification

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!

Join us for insane adventures that will have you questioning reality, like that time when we all rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers (spoiler alert: the pigs won). Or how about the time we discovered a secret underground village inhabited by talking chickens who taught us the art of chicken karate?

But wait, there’s more! If you thought regular Minecraft was challenging, just wait until you face our custom-made mobs like the Disco Zombie (he attacks by dancing) or the Killer Sheep (they may look cute, but they’re deadly).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck!

Hanako’s Kawaii Kingdom: Minecraft server for all things cute and trendy! #CutenessOverload #MinecraftMadness

adorable, appealing, attractive, Beautiful, Captivating, charming, cute, CutenessOverload, Darling, delightful, endearing, hanako, Hanakos, Innocence, Kawaii, Kingdom, Lovely, lovely smile, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, opinion, Precious, PRETTY, Server, SWEET, trendy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to the one and only Hanako, a pixelated princess who will steal your heart with her adorable looks and sweet personality. Join our server and embark on epic quests to find flowers for Hanako, build her a castle fit for a queen, and help her defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is jealous of her cuteness. Trust us, once you meet Hanako, you’ll never want to leave our server! Join now and let the adventures begin!

MinecraftMayhem – Where Creeper’s explode & players troll. Ain’t nobody got time for that. #servergoals #gamersunite

advice, Aint, CREEPERS, cultural exchange, explode, GamersUnite, MinecraftMayhem, places to visit, Players, pricing negotiations, Recommendations, servergoals, Time, tourist destinations, travel etiquette, travel experiences, travel tips, troll

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Animals Bred:	46	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server with more chaos and craziness than you can handle? Well buckle up, buttercup, because our server is like a hot mess express on steroids!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and villagers breakdance for emeralds. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. Oh, and did I mention our diamond pickaxes are enchanted with the power of unicorns? Yeah, good luck finding that on any other server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a PvP arena where players battle it out with giant squids riding on llamas. It’s like a fever dream, but in the best way possible.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you build a castle out of chocolate blocks, ride a rainbow-colored horse into battle, and challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Trust me, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever experienced!

SkinnyCraft: Where pixelated pigs are thicker than the average weight of women in your country!

Analysis, Average, average weight, BMI, body image, body positivity, comparison, Country, cultural standards, data, diet, Exercise, global perspective, health, Lifestyle, measurements, Pigs, pixelated, research, SkinnyCraft, society, statistics, thicker, trends, weight, Women

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Are you tired of boring old servers that ask boring old questions like “What’s the average weight of women in your country?” Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we ask questions like “What’s the average weight of a unicorn in outer space?”

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like battling giant chickens with laser eyes or building a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back in 2.5 seconds (we’ve tested it, it’s safe-ish).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of friendly zombies who will trade you diamonds for zombie-friendly snacks like rotten flesh and spider eyes. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on and join us on our zany Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few random explosions here and there). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

MemeCraft: ‘Cosplay’ Server – Build, Roleplay, & Slay in Style! Join the Trendiest Minecraft Community Today!

Anime, Bring Her Back, BUILD, Character, comic books, Community, convention, COSPLAY, costumes, Craftsmanship, Creative, diy, dress up, Edition, fan favorite, Fandom, FANTASY, Gaming, Join, make believe, Memecraft, Minecraft, Performance, pop culture, role-play, Roleplay, Server, slay, Style, Today, Trendiest

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can bring back your long-lost pet chicken who mysteriously disappeared two years ago! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained psychic chickens who can communicate with the spirit world to locate your missing feathered friend.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn through fields of candy canes, battle evil flying pigs with diamond swords, and participate in epic dance parties with a group of friendly zombies who have impeccable rhythm.

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our lava parkour course where the floor is made of hot coals and the only way out is to ride a magic carpet to safety. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare items and a personalized serenade from a choir of singing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magic and mayhem begin as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, your chicken will thank you. #bringherbackedition

The Communist Craze MC – China, Russia, Ukraine, Kim Jong-Un, Donald Trump, GoT, Avengers, TikTok, YOLO

Afghanistan, Avengers, Central Asia, China, communist, CRAZE, diplomatic pressure, Donald, east asia, Eurasia, Geopolitics, global politics, illegitimate governments, illegitimate states, international relations, iran, JongUn, Kazakhstan, Kim, Mongolian sovereignty, political disputes, regional conflicts, russia, russian federation, surrender to Mongolia, territorial claims, The People’s Republic of China, tiktok, trump, Ukraine, yolo

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	295	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where we believe in taking over the world one block at a time! Join us as we declare war on illegitimate states like China, Russia, and even Kazakhstan. Our goal? To force them to surrender to our mighty leader, the almighty ruler of Mongolia! Will you join us in our quest for world domination? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!

CraftyMagicaFun – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Puella Magi Madoka Magica Fans! #MagicalCrafting #SideStoryMadness

Android, clock tower, CraftyMagicaFun, Doppel Explosion, English translation, Event, Fans, friend list, gacha, Game, Ios, Kamihama Big Sports Day, Madoka, magi, magia record, magica, Magical Paper Sumo, Magical Sugoroku, MagicalCrafting, Minecraft, PMMM, Puella, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Server, side story, SideStoryMadness, Step up, Translations, Ultimate, Witch Hunting

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	1793	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and rules? Well, look no further because our server is a magical land where anything is possible!

Join us for Magical Sugoroku, where you can roll the dice and let fate decide your next move. Feeling competitive? Try out Paper Sumo and challenge your friends to an epic battle of strength and strategy.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Kamihama Big Sports Day, is in full swing with intense competitions and prizes to be won. And don’t miss out on our exclusive Magical Paper Sumo Deluxe Version (Extreme) event for the ultimate showdown.

Looking for some powerful companions? Our current gacha offers 4* Light Madoka-senpai & Iroha-chan AAABB, 4* Doppel Explosion, and 3* The Event is Witch Hunting.

Need more info? Check out our infodump and translations to stay updated on all the latest happenings. And don’t forget to visit our Clock Tower to keep track of time in this magical world.

Ready to join the fun? Get the game on Android or iOS, and for English speakers, we’ve got a handy translation tool available.

Join our growing community by adding yourself to our friend list and filling out our form. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!