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Minecraft SMP – /poe2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General – formerly /poeg/

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	102459	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we drop Twitch subs like they’re hot and give out pets like candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that the standalone PC client will only be available for download at 5pm on Thursday, December 5th (PST). It’s like getting into a secret club, but with blocks and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have Path of Exile 2 Early Access, complete with an opening cinematic that will blow your mind. Endgame content? We’ve got it. Teasers? We’ve got those too. It’s like a whole new world of adventure waiting for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a global chat with the most outrageous players around. Previous players are raving about it, so don’t miss out!

Europrison Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could land you in virtual prison. But hey, who doesn’t love a little danger in their gaming experience?

We’ve got crazy challenges that will have you questioning your sanity, like building a house out of nothing but TNT or trying to survive a night surrounded by a horde of angry chickens.

And if you think you’re tough enough to handle it, we’ve even got a special “Hard Time” mode where you’ll be locked up in a virtual cage if you break too many blocks. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode, but with a side of chaos.

So come on, join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and hilarity that will have you coming back for more. Oof, indeed!

Rate My PC Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Towns Built:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers that can’t handle your epic gaming rig? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players with the most badass PCs! Why? Because our server is so intense, it’ll make your computer sweat harder than a creeper in a cactus farm.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while your graphics card screams for mercy. Our server is so hardcore, even the Endermen are afraid to teleport in. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a whole night without your PC exploding, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So if you think your PC can handle the heat, come join us on the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Just remember to bring a fire extinguisher for your CPU, because things are about to get lit!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Emeralds Found:	4274	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Items Found:	4481

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Monokuma’s killing game? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Class Trial!

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is filled with more drama than a Danganronpa game. You’ll never know who’s gonna betray you next or who’s gonna pull a crazy plot twist out of nowhere.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the ultimate summer camp experience. Forget s’mores and campfire songs, we’ve got Monokuma leading the activities and a killer lurking around every corner. Will you survive the summer camp from hell?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride that’ll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and watch your back at all times. Happy mining, hope you don’t get voted out!

Before Meeting My Boyfriend, The Only “Sexual Activity” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7850	Alien Abductions:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your first sexual experience? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Just like the confusion of your boyfriend accusing you of being a “whore” for having an “open” vag, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in, just like trying to figure out why your boyfriend is suddenly acting distant.

But don’t worry, just like trying to figure out why your hole wasn’t “closed”, there’s always a way to fix things on our server. So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only thing looser than your boyfriend’s understanding is the hole in your heart that only our server can fill.

🧦MINELEGACY🧦 Minecraft server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4715	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

The owner of the server “MINELEGACY” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Bunny Ass Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server has bunny ass! That’s right, we have an exclusive bunny breeding program where you can collect bunny asses and use them for all sorts of crazy crafting recipes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llama armor and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Plus, who wouldn’t want bunny ass?

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2406

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
New Chunks Explored:	709578	Crops Grown:	8073
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ action, where we promise rimm’d glasses and rimm’d asses for all players!

Are you new to VR? Don’t worry, we got you covered with all the resources you need to get started, including 18+ avatar models and guides to help you navigate the virtual world. And if you’re feeling adventurous, we even have a “Bag o’ Dicks” for all your trolling needs.

But that’s not all! We have lewd meets for our adult players, where you can get down and dirty with other players from around the world. And if you’re not into the lewd stuff, don’t worry, we have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday and Sad Anime Sunday for a more chill experience.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rules here and there, but who’s counting?). Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together in the virtual world!

Crafty F*ckers Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ores Mined:	550

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further than our server! We have a thriving community of players who love to prank each other and cause chaos.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and plenty of laughs. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show, with surprises around every corner. Plus, we have the best pixel art gallery you’ve ever seen – come marvel at our giant statue of a chicken riding a pig!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a few extra lives, because things can get a little crazy around here.

IYO SKY THREAD Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Iyo and Liv’s championship match can’t compete with.

Bayree’s time on Iyo’s Wargames team was smoother than a baby’s bottom, while Dacutie’s reunion with Iyo and Kairi was more heartwarming than a puppy cuddle puddle. And let’s not forget about Damage CTRL’s quest for all the Titles – they’re more ambitious than a squirrel trying to hoard all the nuts in the forest.

Kairi and Dacutie entering the IC title tournament? It’s like watching a pair of unicorns compete in a rainbow obstacle course. And let’s all send good vibes to Asuka for a speedy recovery – we need her back in action faster than a creeper explodes in your face.

So come join us on this insane journey where anything can happen, from unexpected alliances to epic battles for glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a full Damage CTRL reunion that will go down in Minecraft history!