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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5651 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! The federal government is involved in shady black ops projects that hurt average Americans, and housing is unaffordable for the average man. You’ll need to make double the average salary just to live comfortably. So come join our server, where you can experience all the chaos and madness of real life, but in blocky Minecraft form! God Bless America and all its degenerate states – see you in the game, faggots!