29. egotistical Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Divegrass suggestions poll, Dokibird, Drift Away, Fly High, Heart of Gold, Jiangshi bird, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, LaughCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki Archives, Server, Shop, Smart Goon, Tatsuki Manor Mystery, The Final Heist, Twitch channel, twitter, vod channel, youtube channel

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	734
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8995	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!

ADD, add me, Chat, Communication, Community, Connect, Discord, Friends, Gaming, invite, Join, long tail, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, ONLINE, rwibnss, rwibnsshai, Server, smp, social media, Tag, Technology

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Potions Brewed:	196	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Block Party Minecraft Server

3×3 Thread, BLOCK, discussion, DISILLUSIONED, disingenuous imposters, fake identities, humanness, internet anonymity, lack of authenticity, larp, lost lustre, Minecraft, obsessive stalker, online communities, online forums, Party, real human beings, Server, soulless, Successful, thread dynamics, thread engagement, V, virtual interactions

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Votes:	5932	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General House of Blacksun

Arguing, Blacksun, E-Celebs, general, hate, House, House of Blacksun, IRL politics, Lies, love, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, RWBY, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you a fan of RWBY or do you just love to hate it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where RWBY reigns supreme, where arguing about ships, E-Celebs, and IRL politics is strictly prohibited (unless you want Patch to rise again, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blocky, cultural footwear traditions, flexible shoes, foot alignment, foot anatomy, foot care, foot health, foot health awareness, foot pain, foot problems, foot support, healthy footwear, Jewish invention, Minecraft, Narrow shoes, natural footwear, Server, shoe comfort, shoe design, shoe history, shoe technology, White Man, wide shoes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3750
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of your feet feeling cramped and uncomfortable in those narrow shoes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only wear wide flexible shoes! Why, you ask? Because they are not only healthy for your feet, but they also give you superpowers in the game! Imagine running faster, jumping higher, and even being able to stomp on creepers without taking any damage – all thanks to your wide flexible shoes!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that wearing these magical shoes will also attract rare and elusive mobs to your base. From diamond-clad zombies to rainbow-colored creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures will show up when you’re sporting your wide flexible shoes.

So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knew that the key to success in the game was simply changing your footwear? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and start stomping your way to victory!

CROWN JEWEL Minecraft SMP

andrade, bianca belair, Bronson Reed, camels, Carmelo Hayes, Chelsea Green, Cody Rhodes, crown, Crown Jewel, desert, gunther, IYO SKY, Jade Cargill, Jakara Jackson, jewel, Kairi Sane, Kevin Owens, LA Knight, Lash Legend, Liv Morgan, Minecraft, Nia Jax, Piper Niven, Randy Orton, Riyadh, Roman Reigns, seth rollins, smp, the usos, vlog, wwe

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Votes:	1626	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit, it’s like WWE Crown Jewel but with creepers and zombies instead of wrestlers!

Join us as we ride camels through the desert, race against each other, and explore the beautiful City Walk in Jeddah. It’s like a virtual vacation, but with more explosions!

But wait, there’s more! Witness Gunther take on Cody Rhodes for the prestigious WWE Crown Jewel Title, Liv Morgan face off against Nia Jax for the Women’s Crown Jewel Title, and so much more insane matchups that will leave you on the edge of your minecart.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Roman Reigns team up with The Usos to take on The Bloodline in a battle that will shake the very foundations of our blocky world? Or watch Seth “Freakin” Rollins face off against Bronson Reed in a showdown that will go down in Minecraft history?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and drama that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the chaos begin!

What is the IP for LoL Esports Minecraft Server?

esports, lol, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Potions Brewed:	144
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

LoL Esports is the official competitive gaming organization for the popular online multiplayer game League of Legends. It was established by Riot Games and hosts professional tournaments and leagues around the world. Teams compete against each other for prize money and the chance to compete in major international events. LoL Esports has a large and dedicated fan base, with millions of viewers tuning in to watch matches online and in person.

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

500727583, Alliance, allied races, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Content update, CraftyCraft, Draenei, EU guild, GLOBOFOMO, Hag Edition, invite, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Racial abilities rework, Server, the war within, WORGEN, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Mines Excavated:	1203	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Hag Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have reworked racial abilities that will have you laughing your way to victory. Imagine playing as a Worgen or Draenei with super OP abilities that will make your enemies run in fear.

But wait, there’s more! Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and become part of a community that is as wild and wacky as you are. Or join our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your skills to players from around the world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret society called Old >>500727583 that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

He Kneel Ed – Minecraft SMP

bowing, devotion, FAITH, genuflecting, he kneeled, humility, humility in prayer, kneel, kneeling, Minecraft, PRAYER, prostration, religious devotion, religious practice, religious ritual, reverence, smp, SPIRITUAL, spiritual discipline, spiritual practice, Submission, SUPPLICATION, Worship

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you dare, where the creepers ride pigs, the villagers breakdance for emeralds, and the Ender Dragon wears a top hat. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, that’s too much for me.”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly coordinates 666, you’ll find a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly like a chicken. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!