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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1737 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
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