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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8233 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 1236 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!