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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1236 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
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