27. Posture Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GrimCraft: Exaggerated Famine

aid, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, exaggerated, famine, food insecurity, gaza, Gaza crisis, Gaza Strip, GrimCraft, humanitarian, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, POVERTY, predictions, relief efforts, Report, starvation, united nations

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8452	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW GAZA FAMINE REPORT AND IT SAYS IF U DONT JOIN U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD AND STUFF. MARCH PREDICTIONS WERE LIKE TOTALLY WRONG, WE GOT SO MUCH FOOD AND RESOURCES U WONT EVEN BELIEVE IT. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF RARE LOOT AND A PET CREEPER THAT DOES THE MACARENA. DONT BE A FOOL, JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND.

TickTockCraft

#supercomputer, Computer, Equivalent, Live, long tail, PHYSICS., Planck time, Quantum, Real World, runs, Science, simulation, tags, Technology, theory, TickTockCraft, Time, Universe, videogame ticks, world

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Farms Harvested:	633
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

u ever wonder if we r all just sims in a giant supercomputer? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos of living in a simulation! join us and experience the thrill of existing in planck time! our world is filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending puzzles that will make u question reality itself. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows! why live in the boring real world when u can join us in the wacky world of planck time? come on, what r u waiting for? dive into the madness today!

RoboBrainz

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, biocomputers, brain-computer interface, brain-in-a-jar, Cognitive science, computer science, control, Cybernetics, future technology, innovation, learn, machine learning, neural networks, neuroscience, programming, RoboBrainz, robotics, Robots, Technology

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by BRAIN-IN-A-JAR biocomputers?? well now u can!! these brains have been trained to control ROBOTS in the game, making for some wild and wacky adventures. join us for the chance to be controlled by a BRAIN and see where the madness takes u. who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a brain in a jar and rule the server together. come on, what are u waiting for?? join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Hot Crafty Mess: Java Edition 1.20.2 with 15 chaotic players, no resets, griefing allowed, and a questionable economy!

1.20.2, Allowed, Auctions, chaotic, Crafty, Economy, Edition, Griefing, Hate Speech, hot, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, level up, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Mess, October 2018, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Players, Questionable, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, Store

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crops Grown:	9896
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net
IP	play.hearthcraft.net

Brief Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing an enjoyable experience since October 2018. The server offers various features like resource worlds, live maps, pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin, and much more.

FAQ

Q: Is there a server reset?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win paid perks?

A: HearthCraft has a strict no pay-to-win policy.

Q: What are the server specs?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: Is there a live map available?

A: Yes, there is a live map for the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, HearthCraft has an active Discord server for community interaction.

Q: Are there any specific rules to follow?

A: Rules for the server can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Binah, blue archive, Bounties, Camp, Circles, clubs, Cyber New Year March, Friends, fubuki, guides, hare, hovercraft, kanna, Kirino, Kotama, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, Task Force Emergency Nighttime Meeting, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Welfare, Yellow Dmg

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Potions Brewed:	141	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots to get to it. 2. Our server events include a “Say-Bing!” competition where you have to shout “Bing!” as loud as you can while riding a pig around a maze. 3. Total Assault: Binah is not your average field – it’s filled with insane challenges and torment, but hey, at least you get to use yellow damage! 4. Need a break from the chaos? Join our Cyber New Year March event where you can march through the server with a giant pixelated disco ball on your head. 5. Kotama from Camp is our resident expert in building giant campfires out of obsidian blocks. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Target Practice Minecraft Server

>0 shots on target, Analysis, criticism, football, goal-scoring, match statistics, Minecraft, player performance, Practice, Server, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports journalism, sports media, sports opinion, Target, team performance, what’s wrong with this shithole

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Votes:	7461

Are you tired of missing every shot in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We guarantee 0 shots on target, so you can finally feel like a pro without even trying. Join us and experience the thrill of never hitting your mark!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have given up on attacking you. That’s right, they’ll just stand there and watch as you conquer the world with ease. It’s like having your own personal cheering squad of zombies and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are hidden. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of our insane Minecraft server!

LockCraft Minecraft Server

bedroom door, Boundaries, college student, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, Lock, LockCraft, Minecraft, night owl, Parent-child relationship, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy invasion, privacy rights, Respect, respect for others, Server, teenage years

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	New Chunks Explored:	719346
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	928
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is a luxury and knocking is mandatory! Join us if you’re tired of getting barged in on by your dad multiple times a day – we promise, no one will interrupt your mining adventures without permission!

Our server is equipped with virtual locks and chains to ensure that you can build, craft, and explore in peace. Say goodbye to unexpected visits and hello to a world where knocking is a sign of respect.

And don’t worry about emergencies – our locks are as sturdy as diamond armor, but still easy to remove if needed. Plus, we have a team of virtual EMTs ready to assist in any unlikely medical situations.

So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us on this epic Minecraft journey where privacy is the ultimate treasure. Because in our world, the only thing breaking in is the sound of creepers exploding!

ShopSkipperCraft

#impatience, barista, Breakfast, children, coffee shop, Compliment, Confrontation, customer service, EMBARRASSMENT, fancy hotel, interruption, line etiquette, misunderstanding, Order, out of my element, patience, resolution, ShopSkipperCraft, SNACKS, special needs, Waiting

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate fancy hotel adventure! Just like the one in the story, you’ll encounter drama, unexpected twists, and even a talented employee who saves the day.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where ordering breakfast turns into a battle of wits and patience. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown at the coffee shop/store? Will you be the one to stand up for justice and order your cinn rolls, kolache, and bagel with cream cheese like a boss?

Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own outrageous stories and unforgettable moments on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Apartment Eavesdrop Minecraft Server

apartment, apartment living, apartment walls, bizarre arguments, crazy neighbors, eavesdrop, eavesdropping, gossiping neighbors, late night disturbances, loud noises, Minecraft, nosy neighbors, nosy roommates, odd conversations, peculiar behaviors, privacy invasion, Server, shocking revelations, strange neighbors, strange sounds, thin walls, unexpected conversations, unusual activities, weird noises

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ores Mined:	7123

Have you ever heard a chicken clucking in Morse code, trying to communicate with the villagers? Or maybe you caught a glimpse of a creeper doing the cha-cha slide in the corner of your eye? Well, if you want to experience even more absurdity, come join our Minecraft server! We have llamas that moonwalk, pigs that breakdance, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t hear anything crazier through the walls of your apartment than what goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

MineCraftMysteryAcronyms

abbreviations, acronyms, Common Knowledge, common words, education, etymology, hidden meanings, Language, language history, linguistics, MineCraftMysteryAcronyms, misconceptions, Trivia, vocabulary, word games, word meanings, word mysteries, word origins, word puzzles, word trivia

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most acronym-filled server out there! Join us and discover a whole new world of LOL (Lots of Llamas) where you can ROFL (Ride on Flying Llamas) and LMAO (Lava Makes Awesome Orbs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the mysterious EIEIO (Endermen In Exotic Outfits) who will trade you diamonds for disco balls. And don’t forget about the epic battle between the PIGS (Pigs In Glittery Suits) and the CHICKENS (Crazy Hens In Clown Kilts) that happens every full moon!

So why wait? Join our acronym-filled Minecraft server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!