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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8866 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 104 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.