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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1304 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected encounters and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to fend off a horde of refugee niggers while trying to protect your precious diamonds! And hey, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unlikely of places.
So come on, join our server and embrace the madness. Who needs boring old family-friendly servers when you can have a wild ride like this? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one crazy story at a time!