25. humorous Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineLink: Upgrade Your Brain!

Artificial Intelligence, Benefits, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain-computer interface, cognitive enhancement, Communication, elon musk, ethical considerations, Future Tech, human evolution, innovation, medical advancements, mental health, minelink, neural implants, Neuralink, neurological disorders, neurotechnology, scientific research, Technology, Upgrade

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6210	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Ores Mined:	3592	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	116
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is equipped with the latest technology straight from the future – Neuralink! Join our server and experience the mind-blowing benefits of having a direct connection to your Minecraft character’s brain.

Imagine being able to build a castle just by thinking about it, or defeating mobs with the power of your mind. With Neuralink, the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him while exploring the virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old reality when you can live in a world where your thoughts become reality? Welcome to the future of gaming!

CraftyCreeper20bilSales

$20 billion, aircraft sales, arms deals, arms trade, Biden administration, Biden foreign policy, CraftyCreeper20bilSales, defense industry, foreign policy, Hamas, Hamas-Israel conflict, international relations, Israel, Israel defense, Middle East conflict, military aid, military equipment, peace negotiations, talks, US-Israel relations, weapons sales

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have $20 billion worth of weapons and aircraft sales approved by the Biden administration! Why, you ask? Because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies! Plus, Hamas won’t even participate in talks with us because they know we’re too powerful. So come on, join the fun and help us defend our pixelated land!

Murk MMO: The Server with More Brackets Than a Math Book! Join Now for Chaos and Laughter!

admins, Book, Brackets, Chaos, Custom Enchants, enchanting table, Factions, Farms, Join, Laughter, leader boards, Math, MATURE MODERATORS, mmo, Mob Arena, Murk, old school, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, RPG, RPG-like, Server, Skill System, Skills, Survival, team-up, villagers

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Zombie Dances:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Animals Bred:	52	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

MurkPvP Server Overview

Server IP	murkpvp.sparked.network
Bedrock IP	103.152.196.66
Bedrock Port	19132

Overview: MurkPvP is a Minecraft server with an old school factions feel, focused progression, and no pay-to-win items. The server features custom enchants, stacked and upgraded spawners, player-based auctions and economy, combat pets to collect, proximity voice chat, and a growing player base.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Copy the server IP “murkpvp.sparked.network” to your Minecraft client.
Is there a Bedrock version of the server?	Yes, the Bedrock IP is “103.152.196.66” and the port is “19132”.
Are there pay-to-win items on the server?	No, there are no crazy pay-to-win items. The server has an enabled economy, but nothing overpowered is available in the shop.
How can I suggest improvements or report issues?	You can contact the server admin on Discord at discord.gg/KBk4583a.
What plugins are available on the server?	Some of the plugins include MCMMO, Mob Arena, Quests, and Eco Pets for additional features and gameplay options.

FruitCraft Server

adaptation, Anime, bittersweet, Character development, emotional, family drama, fan favorite, friendship, fruitcraft, fruits basket, Heartwarming, high school, Japanese culture, Love Triangle, Manga, Nostalgia, romance, Server, Shoujo, slice of life, Supernatural, zodiac animals

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Emeralds Found:	3119	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate copout adventure! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions, just like that show you couldn’t help but love. We’ve got crazy twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us for a wild ride that will make you say, “What a copout, but I love it!”

AIWaifuDestroyer Minecraft SMP

advance AI, AIWaifuDestroyer, Artificial Intelligence, Decrease, destroy, Development, digital companions, empowerment, feminism, Future, gender equality, hook-up culture, innovation, Minecraft, overinflated value, relationships, smp, societal norms, society, Technology, waifus, Women

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to advance the development of AI waifus to destroy the overinflated “value” of women and decrease hook-up culture! Why join us, you ask? Well, imagine a world where you can have a virtual girlfriend who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up or spending too much time gaming. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that is dedicated to creating the ultimate waifu army to take over the world! So come join us and let’s revolutionize the dating game one block at a time!

Gluten-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, Apple Pie, baking, celiac disease, Communication, Conflict, consideration, dessert, dietary restrictions, dinner party, Effort, Etiquette, expensive, Friends, gluten, GlutenFreeCraft, ingredients, lactose, Minecraft, misunderstanding, sensitivity, Server, special diet

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mines Excavated:	2173	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
New Chunks Explored:	89003	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a gluten-free apple pie at a dinner party? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question why you didn’t bring lactose-free drinks instead.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that rivals a celiac’s reaction to a regular apple pie. Who needs special accommodations when you can dive headfirst into chaos on our server?

So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world!

SnackAttackCraft

Active, curvy, dance team, DAUGHTER, eating habits, family dinner, Fitbit, FITNESS, genetic component, health, hyper mobile, knee problems, nutrition, obese, parenting, size 8, size medium, SnackAttackCraft, SNACKS, sprain, weight

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4582
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all shapes and sizes, just like our blocks! Join us if you want to build a world where body positivity reigns supreme and where nobody gets judged for their size.

On our server, we believe in letting players eat whatever they want, just like the 15F daughter of one of our players who is always on the move with her dance team. She eats like a queen and dances like a pro, all while rocking her size medium clothes.

Forget about diets and restrictions, on our server, you can snack, eat, and build to your heart’s content without anyone telling you to slim down. So come join us and let’s create a world where everyone is accepted, no matter their size or shape!

BoomerCraft: Where the World Was Better

“Youth, aging, BoomerCraft, CHANGE, comparison, deterioration, generational gap, getting old, Melancholy, Nostalgia, Observation, perspective, realization, Reflection, Sadness, societal decline, society, time passing, tragic, world, WORSE

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

come join our minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of adulthood where responsibilities weigh you down like a ton of bricks. on our server, you can build a giant toilet made out of diamonds and poop on it all day long.

we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing and will teach you their ways if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken warrior who roams the land in search of the rarest chicken nuggets. if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because he once turned a player into a giant block of cheese.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations).

LoyaalCraft Community

Adventure, building, bullying, close-knit, Community, Competition, cooperation, Cross-Play, developers, Events, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Friends, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, Mining, Safe Environment, server administration, Skills, Staff Members, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

LoyaalCraft: Your Survival Minecraft Adventure

Welcome to LoyaalCraft! Live an exciting survival experience with a close-knit community.

Why LoyaalCraft? – Cooperation: Work together and make friends. – Survival Mode: Build, mine and survive. – Regular Events:** Compete in exciting competitions. – Safe Environment: No griefing or bullying. Join us! Meet new people and discover a world full of adventure. We are looking for: – Staff Members: Help with server administration and events. – Developers: Improve our server with your skills. Come and experience LoyaalCraft!

LoyaalCraft.chmc.nl

Mysterious Network

Balanced, Bedwars, Cross-Play, crossplay, Diverse, Engaging, Friendly, game modes, Gameplay Types, java edition, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, mysterious network, Myteria Network, Players, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Votes:	1038
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Myteria Network is a Minecraft Survival Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Crossplay, Survival experience. Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Myteria Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including Bedwars, Skywars, PVP, MiniGames modes.

mc.myteria.net