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MeltdownCraft – AITA for SIL’s Nickname?

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive players, rude remarks, and shopping trips gone wrong. Our server is the perfect place to bond with your soon-to-be sister-in-law, who will constantly remind you that you’re not good enough for her brother.

But don’t worry, our server is also a place where you can unleash your inner sass and give snarky nicknames to those who deserve it. Just be prepared for the full-on public meltdowns and phone blowing up that may follow.

So if you’re looking for a server filled with high maintenance drama and quirky opinions, look no further! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

Absurd, bewildering, BIZARRE, Comical, EXPLAIN, funny, Humorous, illogical, know better, laughable, Nonsensical, NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP, odd, perplexing, preposterous, puzzling, Ridiculous, silly, Someone, strange, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoTolerateCraft

absolute dealbreaker, absolute not, beyond the pale, Boundaries, crossing the line, dealbreaker, firm stance, intolerable actions, Limits, lines in the sand, never tolerate, no exceptions, non-negotiable, non-negotiables, NoTolerateCraft, red flag, sticking point, Ultimatum, unacceptable behavior, unforgivable, zero tolerance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Potions Brewed:	158	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	5463
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of evil chickens ruling the land! These feathered fiends have taken over and are forcing players to wear chicken costumes at all times. But fear not, on our server, you can fight back against the poultry oppressors and reclaim your freedom! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a dancing pig named Porky P! So come join us and let’s overthrow those clucking dictators together!

F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

Air Force, aircraft, Alliance, arms deal, Aviation, Defense, defense procurement, Edition, european union, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military equipment, military technology, nato, Netherlands, Partnership, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3288	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

omg u guys, u have to join this epic minecraft server, it’s like ukraine getting their first F-16 fighter jets from the netherlands, but in minecraft form! imagine flying around in a fighter jet shooting creepers and zombies, it’s gonna be lit! plus, the netherlands are known for their epic tulip fields, so expect some colorful and beautiful landscapes in this server. join now and be part of the epic battle for minecraft supremacy!

EmpathyCraft – Building Strong Relationships

Bond, building, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Connection, couple, emotional intimacy, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Husbands, marital strain, Marriage, marriage counseling, new study, Partners, protective factors, relationships, Safeguard, sense of intimacy, STRONG, Support, Understanding, Wives

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Emeralds Found:	8022
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Votes:	2293
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

LOL this server is like a marriage counselor for your Minecraft adventures! Join us and learn how to show empathy and emotional intimacy towards your fellow players. Protect your sense of intimacy when creeper explosions cause marital strain between you and your Minecraft spouse. Our server is like therapy, but with more diamonds and less talking. Come join us and build a strong relationship with your blocky partner!

Stick World Minecraft server

Adventure, build cities, build houses, Community, Country, Creative, Download, FANTASY, Gaming, LongCity, minecraft server, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, RP project, Server, Stick World

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

We will be glad to see you on our server LongCity! To play on our RP project you will need to download mods: https://cloud.mail.ru/public/YGCd/vsA1kpHGg, join, build houses and cities in our country!

167.235.181.103:20276

KobbledKarp Cobblemon(Fabric)

Adventure, Biomes, Boss Pokémon, Cobblemon, Economy, Enhancements, Evtraining, f2p, Fabric, Gaming, grand opening, Gts, Gyms, Kits, Landclaim, market, Milestones, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, Pokehunt, pokemon, Pokémon Structures, Relaxed, Server, Size Variation, STS, Survival, Terralith, Vote Rewards, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

🌟GRAND OPENING – BRAND NEW SERVER🌟🌐 Welcome to KobbledKarp – Your Ultimate Cobblemon Adventure! 🌟Currently Running on the latest Fabric Cobblemon 1.20.1Greetings, Trainer!

Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience:

Experience the excitement of exchanging

New Biomes 🌋✨: Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources!

Gyms 🏋️‍♂️: Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements 💎: Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience!

Pokédex Milestones 📚🎁: Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits!

Vote Rewards and Parties 🗳️🎊: Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events!

Wild Pokémon Size Variation 🐾📏: Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection!

Boss Pokémon 🏆💥: Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team.

Pokémon-Themed Structures 🏠🧩: Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features!

PokéBuilder 🛠️: Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

play.kobbledkarp.com

GeodeCraft: Where geodes are the new currency and griefing is an o-fence.

armor, Currency, custom crate, Custom Economy, Custom Items, entity stacking, Friendly, GeodeCraft, geodes, Griefing, Land Claims, oFENCE, player feedback, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, semi survival, smp, spawner stacking, Stable Economy, Tools, Updates, Vanilla, welcoming environment

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	735476
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	156	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claims	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Custom crate tools, armor and items	Unique and custom items available through in-game crates
Player Shops	Players can create their own shops to trade with others
Player Warps	Players can set their own warps for easy teleportation
McMMO	Level up skills and abilities to enhance gameplay
Resource Worlds	Different worlds for gathering specific resources
Custom Economy plugin	Unique economy system for trading and transactions
Stacking	Entities, spawners, and items can be stacked for convenience

IP: mc.geodecraft.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address mc.geodecraft.net in your Minecraft client.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a friendly and positive environment for all players. Make sure to read and abide by the rules posted on our Discord server.

Can I create my own shop on the server?

Yes, players have the ability to create their own shops to trade with others. Use the player shops feature to set up your own shop.

What is the currency used on the server?

We have a custom economy plugin in place with its own currency for transactions and trading.

SnowyCraft – Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SnowyCraft, white blood, White bro, white bros, white brothers, White clan, White descendants, white family, White kin, White kinsfolk, White kinsmen, White lineage, White offspring, White progeny, White relations, White relatives, White siblings, White tribe, whitebros

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	39
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Void Gems Collected:	33
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	8293
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Whitebros, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money vault. Not only that, but the creepers have been trained to break dance instead of explode, making them the life of the party at every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have reported encountering a secret underground village populated entirely by llamas who speak fluent pig Latin. And if you manage to befriend them, they’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of llama wool).

So come join Whitebros, where the adventures are wild, the friendships are strong, and the memes are danker than a freshly mined block of obsidian. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity!

Minecraft SMP: /Furred/ – Breeding Stock Edition

amohf, amohm, anthro cock, anthro-dominated situations, Anthros dominating humans, breeding, Breeding Stock Edition, captions, contributions, doujin archive, Edition, favorite pictures, fucked silly, Furred, herm-related, humans, Minecraft, Pictures, rentry archive., smp, stock, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Crops Grown:	2940	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3136	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anthros dominate humans in the most outrageous ways possible! Whether you’re into /amohm/, /amohf/, herm-related stuff, or just want to get messed up by anthro cock, this is the place for you!

Join us as we build a world where humans are at the mercy of anthros and get into all sorts of crazy situations. Share your favorite pictures, get creative with captions, and tell some wild stories about your experiences in this anthro-dominated world.

Previous thread got a little too wild, so let’s keep pushing the boundaries and see just how far we can take this anthro domination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to get fucked silly by anthro cock!