🍆💦2252 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

adult life, attractive, BlockyBoi, clubbing, Creature, dead end relationship, freedom, Friends, Halloween, holding a conversation, Make Friends, meet people, Minecraft, NEET, Potential, preventing, problem solving, shut-in, single, smp, social conversation, Stuck, TEENAGE, Unattractive

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Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

CraftyLoveTriangle

arranged marriage, Arranged Marriages, asexual identity, coming out, communication breakdown, community expectations, CraftyLoveTriangle, cultural norms, custody battles, denial of feelings, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Family secrets, family unity, hidden relationships, Infidelity, LGBTQ, long term affair, regret, Therapy

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

RocketRaidReporter

aiding the enemy, American journalist, charges, Conflict, court case, Espionage, foreign relations, international law, Israel, Journalism, Legal, media ethics, MIDDLE EAST, press freedom, providing information, Reporting, rocket attacks, RocketRaidReporter, SECURITY, Terrorism, Wartime

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so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

animal studies, anxiety behavior, anxiety management, anxiety reduction, AnxietyFree, brain activity, brain function, cognitive function, intranasal delivery, intranasal RNA therapy, memory boost, memory enhancement, memory improvement, MemoryCraft, mental health, neurological disorders, neurotransmitter regulation, RNA therapy, rodent models, serotonin receptor, serotonin regulation, stress relief

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lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

Last Rampart

Adventure, city building, Community, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Pets, private island, PvE, PvP, Questing, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Talents, Towny, weapons

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Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

Join us and build your empire in your image!

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AxMC

Adventure, AxMC, Biomes, building, Challenges, city, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Epic, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Help, Minecraft, mobs, Resources, Rewards, Survival, Trading

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Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

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Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

female challenges, female empowerment, female identity, female perspective, female struggles, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Imagine, Imagine being a woman, Minecraft, Server, societal expectations, WOMAN, women’s experiences, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

Attack on Pearl Harbor, axis powers, Emperor Hirohito, Hirohito, imperial Japan, japanese, Japanese aggression, Japanese attack, Japanese culture, Japanese decision making, japanese history, Japanese imperialism, Japanese military, Japanese motives, Japanese perspective, Japanese politics, Japanese society, Japanese strategy, Minecraft, Pacific War, Pearl Harbor, smp, world war II

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

OopsCraft

consequences, Decision making, hindsight, Impactful, learning experience, life changing, life changing mistake., life lessons, life-altering, mistake, OopsCraft, personal growth, pivotal moment, Reflection, regret, SELF AWARENESS, significant event, transformative, turning point, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcome

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Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Star Shards Collected:	127

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7124	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Crops Grown:	3614
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

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CraftyLoveTriangle

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RocketRaidReporter

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MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

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Last Rampart

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AxMC

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Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

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Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

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FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

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OopsCraft

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Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6074	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	7038
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5