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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 207 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a talking llama who offers you a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. And that’s just the beginning!
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out gold blocks, and a giant talking potato who gives out quests for you to complete.
So what are you waiting for? Get in here and join the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! First pitch is at 1:20pm CST / 2:20pm EST, don’t miss out on the madness!