22.06.1978 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Parental Guidance Minecraft Server

Adulthood, Companionship, Decision making, family relationships, financial independence, groceries, growing up, guidance, housing expenses, INDEPENDENCE, living alone, living arrangements, Long-term goals, love, Minecraft, moving out, Parental, parents, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY, saving money, self-sufficiency, Server, unmarried

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Potions Brewed:	130	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who lived with their parents and thought they had it made. But then they joined our server and realized they were missing out on all the epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans that happen every day. Plus, who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one that’s way cooler? So come join us and leave your parents behind for a world of endless fun and friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong

aita, baseball game, Birthday, DISRESPECTFUL, family, family members, fat joke, financial strain, insult, mom, nephew, NephewBdayDramaGoneWrong, Pregnant, Quiet, Reprimand, self-conscious, sister, Special, themed cake, TICKETS, Wife

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Divine Spears Created:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of giggling boys in the backseat of a car? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like that zebra print skirt on Aunt ____.

Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.

So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CompliSults Minecraft Server

ambiguous compliment, backhanded compliment, Compliment, CompliSults, confusing compliment, contradictory compliment, deceptive compliment, disguised insult, double meaning, fake compliment, fake praise, hidden meaning, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, insincere praise, insult, ironic praise, Minecraft, passive aggressive, sarcasm, Server, twisted compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Buildings Constructed:	42	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old compliments that sound too nice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in giving out compliments that sound like insults! Get ready to be called a “magnificent disaster” or a “beautiful mess” as you explore our world filled with crazy builds and hilarious players. Join now and see if you can decipher which compliments are actually insults in disguise!

CraftyFacts: Smile Edition

amusing, amusing facts, cheerful, CraftyFacts, delightful, Edition, facts, Fascinating, Feel-Good, Fun, Happy, happy facts, Heartwarming, INTERESTING, interesting facts, joy, joyous facts, Laughter, light-hearted, Positive, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

ClimateCraft Server

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate resilience, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, ClimateCraft, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, natural disasters, record temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, UN warning

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Dimension Hops:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	55	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1930
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!