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SnowflakeCraft

autistic, Behavior, CHANGE, Communication, cope, culture, emotional intelligence, OFFENDED, ONLINE, Perception, provocation, Psycho, Sensitive, SnowflakeCraft, social media, society, Tantrum, tolerance, walking on eggshells, wrong

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Emeralds Found:	5775
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

Average, average penis, blocky, body positivity, boners, confidence building, Insecurity, male anatomy, male empowerment, Masculinity, Minecraft, non-judgmental, open discussion, penis, Players, Positive reinforcement, safe space, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, Server, size doesn’t matter, Small, small penis, stigma-breaking, support group, taboo topic, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

diamonds, economic hardship, economic support, financial assistance, Financial Stability, financial support, government assistance, job market, Jobless, living expenses, NEET, NEET benefits, neet lifestyle, NEETcraft, POVERTY, social security, social welfare, societal impact, underemployment, unemployed, unemployment, welfare system, youth unemployment

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

1.5, blocks, PussyCraft, wet

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

bullshit, Community, CONTENT, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet, lol, Memecraft, memes, ONLINE, photos, Posting, Random, sharing, social media, Thread, Videos, viral

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	109

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

arms race, battle, China, Countries, defense capabilities, France, global security, India, international relations, Israel, military strength, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nuke count, nukecraft, Pakistan, Poopesh Dickshit, russia, truthNVKES, uk, Usa

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	144
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ores Mined:	7220

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

adult content, Anime, BlockyBoys, boys love, explicit, explicit content, explicit language, explicit scenes, Gay, graphic content, hentai, hung, hung shota, Manga, Mature, mature audience, mature themes, NSFW, pixels, sexual content, sexual themes, what’s the fucking point, yaoi

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animation, Anon, art, Babes, Barriers, Bionicle, Blockheads, Characters, Creation, creativity, design, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, imagination, inspiration, lego, Minecraft, Obstacles, Sexy, Taboos, Toys, Women

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1287	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, Anime, cuck, deku, determination, Edition, friendship, Hero, Manga, nuff said, power, Protagonist, Quirk, QuirkCraft, SHONEN, society, strength, SuperHero, Training, Villain

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

1. Masturbation, 10. sexual satisfaction, 11. taboo, 12. intimate moment, 13. private pleasure, 14. solo sex, 15. visual stimulation, 16. sensual experience, 17. personal pleasure, 18. guilty pleasure, 19. self-love, 2. adult content, 20. adult entertainment., 3. explicit content, 4. sexual pleasure, 5. fantasy, 6. arousal, 7. erotica, 8. sexual release, 9. self-pleasure, Jerk, Palace, pixelated, Pleasure, Quest

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!