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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 902 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.