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TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Votes:	465
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	5185	Buildings Constructed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.