2025 investor Minecraft Servers

2025 investor Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyCatchphrase

    CraftyCatchphrase
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 5551
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6393
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only catchphrase you need is “Creeper, oh man!” Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, mischievous skeletons, and more surprises than a surprise birthday party in a cave full of zombies.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of rabid wolves. But instead of running away, they tamed the wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that player? They became a legend, known far and wide as the Wolf Whisperer of Minecraftia.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and every block you break brings you one step closer to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, when in doubt, just shout “Creeper, oh man!” and watch the magic happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VisaCraft Minecraft Server

    VisaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 8356
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 450
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where russian scholars are pressin’ the US for visa changes just to avoid goin’ home! why deal with real life drama when you can escape to a virtual world full of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans? plus, you never know when a russian scholar might pop in and ask for your help in changin’ visas – talk about excitement! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CyberPupz Deployed in Ukraine

    CyberPupz Deployed in Ukraine
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 7596
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7509 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Magic Items Found: 6425
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Votes: 1383

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have robot dogs of war fighting in ukraine for some reason lol. like, who even came up with that idea? but it’s totally awesome and you gotta see it to believe it. our robot dogs are equipped with laser eyes and rocket launchers, ready to take on any enemy that dares to challenge them.

    not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic battle. we also have a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies to the minecraft gods for extra loot.

    join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of robot dogs, then maybe stay away. but seriously, why would you be scared of robot dogs? they’re awesome.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CensusCraft2022: Moultrie & Dorrington’s Doubts

    CensusCraft2022: Moultrie & Dorrington’s Doubts
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 4398
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how census is like super boring and stuff? well, not on this server, bro! we got the most epic census ever in 2022 in South Africa, and let me tell u, it was wild! like, there were unicorns and dragons filling out forms, it was insane!

    so, if u wanna be part of something truly epic and mind-blowing, join our server now! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and unicorns, then maybe u should just stay away. but seriously, join us now and let’s make history together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Flyin’ High and Takin’ Names: The Modded Airborne Conquest Server

    Flyin’ High and Takin’ Names: The Modded Airborne Conquest Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 8346
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Ores Mined: 5742 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58

    New Minecraft Servers

    Airborne Conquest Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version 1.12.2 Valkyrien Skies
    Key Mods Mekanism, Immersive Engineering, OpenComputers, Botania, Redstone Paste
    Modpack Size 143 mods

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How much RAM is recommended for running the modpack? 3 gigabytes of RAM (not recommended).
    Can I start building my ship quickly on the server? Yes, plentiful recipes are edited to allow you to start building within your first hour of playing.
    Where can I join the Discord server? Join the Discord Server

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KodomoCraft Minecraft Server

    KodomoCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 1572
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Step into our Minecraft server and experience a world where Kodomo no Jikan was the hottest topic on /a/! Our server is filled with dedicated fans who built pixel art tributes to their favorite characters and reenacted scenes from the manga in-game. Join us for epic role-playing adventures where you can be a student at the controversial school from the series or even a time-traveling teacher trying to keep everything under control. With regular events like “Loli Dance Parties” and “Pocky Eating Contests,” there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see why even /a/ couldn’t resist the allure of our wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SelfDefenseSMP – “WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense”

    SelfDefenseSMP – “WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense”
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 6037
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Votes: 5982 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being attacked by unleashed pitbulls while biking or running? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner warrior and defend yourself with epic dog-killing knives! No more worrying about aggressive dogs ruining your day, just hop on our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of soy warriors who are on a mission to spread death acceptance throughout the Minecraft world. Join us and become part of this epic psyop to demoralize anyone who dares to question your choice of weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExHubBFFs Minecraft Server

    ExHubBFFs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 2513
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama and uncomfortable situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any awkwardness!

    Imagine a world where your sister’s ex-husband is not just your best friend, but also your in-game ally, helping you conquer dungeons and build epic structures. Who needs family drama when you have a trusty companion like him by your side?

    Forget about real-life tension and dive into a virtual world where the only thing that matters is having fun. Our server is the perfect place to make new friends, embark on crazy adventures, and create memories that will last a lifetime.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisNotRoleModel – Minecraft

    SisNotRoleModel – Minecraft
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 236
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Star Shards Collected: 210
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Elemental Crystals Collected: 39
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave behind the family drama, like this poor player who has to deal with a sister who can’t seem to get her life together.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister moving in with you and mooching off your hard-earned diamonds. You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft without any unwanted family members tagging along.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, dealing with family drama is a lot harder than fighting off creepers in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SalarySplurge in Minecraft SMP

    SalarySplurge in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 6917
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 199 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Potions Brewed: 48
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick, or participating in our annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted shears!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and make the best purchase of your first salary by investing in a lifetime of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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