2023 new jersey devils preview Minecraft Servers

FartCraft Minecraft Server

awkward situation, Communication Issues, embarrassing situation, FartCraft, FARTING, farting in public, gym atmosphere, gym buddy, gym etiquette, gym hygiene, gym smell, inconsiderate behavior, Minecraft, personal hygiene, public farting, Server, social etiquette, unpleasant odor, workout boundaries, workout buddy, workout discomfort, workout distractions, workout partner

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with your friend’s stinky farts while working out? Look no further! Join our server and escape the smelly gym drama by diving into a world of endless adventures and blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about catching a whiff of your friend’s toots while mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Our virtual world is fart-free and full of excitement! Plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone mistaking the smell for your own – unless, of course, you let one rip in real life!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the stinky gym behind. Who knew escaping fart drama could be so much fun?

PantsPartyWeddingWoes

bridal shower games, Civil, Creative, custom cocktail hour playlist, demanding, Exams, family drama, floor-length gown, free of charge, gossiping, heels, Invitations, PantsPartyWeddingWoes, photography, Playlists, Rehearsal, sister-in-law, surgery, table numbers, taken advantage of, Wedding, Wedding Timeline, wedding website

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Crops Grown:	1790	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your friends and family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny and wear whatever outfit you want while taking epic screenshots of your builds.

No more demands for custom playlists or last-minute outfit changes. On our server, you can wear a chicken suit while building a giant castle made entirely of diamond blocks. And if anyone tries to gossip about you, just block them and move on to the next adventure.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a roller coaster or a secret underground base. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, you’re the boss!

BonerBeGone Minecraft SMP

arousal management, awkward, awkward situations, BonerBeGone, control, Discreet, discreet methods, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, male anatomy, male arousal, mens health, Minecraft, physical response, Public, self-conscious, smp, social etiquette, SOLUTIONS, strategies, Techniques, Tips, unwanted boner

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5478	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like super buff and ready to throw down. But don’t worry, we got some sick weapons and armor to help you out.

But the real reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have the best parties, like ever. We’re talking creeper DJs, skeleton bartenders, and zombie dance-offs. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of treasure? Yeah, we got one of those too. But shh, it’s a secret.

So come join us, and let’s get this party started! Just watch out for those pesky boners, am I right?

EggcellentCraft911

9/11, AMERICANS, Benefits, cost reduction, economic effects, EggcellentCraft911, eggs, emergency responders, financial impact, first responders, Government, health options, Healthcare, lower price, nine eleven, policy decisions, Politics, public services, reddit, social welfare, trump

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Star Shards Collected:	136

Are you tired of Trump’s shenanigans affecting your Minecraft gameplay? Join our server and escape to a world where nine eleven first responders are treated like the heroes they are! Plus, our virtual eggs are always on sale, thanks to our secret underground chicken farm run by ninja chickens. So come on down and build your own egg empire while sticking it to the man in the most epic way possible!

DictatorCraft Server

authoritarianism, brands, controversy, Democracy, dictator, DictatorCraft, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, international news, political rhetoric, Politics, power struggle, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, US, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragons Tamed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and declare ourselves dictators of our own little blocky worlds. we have more power than zelensky and his phone calls combined. come join us and rule with an iron pickaxe, or just chill and mine some diamonds while we make outrageous claims about world leaders. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come play with us and let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun!

ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks

authoritarianism, blocks, democratic process, dictator, Diplomacy, donald trump, elections, foreign relations, government criticism, impeachment inquiry, international politics, political controversy, Ukraine, US president, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Towns Built:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

VaginaCraft: No Bioreactors, Just Bunnies

animal models, animal testing, bioengineering, Biomaterials, biomedical engineering, Bioreactors, bunnies, cost reduction, healthcare innovation, Live births, Medical research, Rabbits, regenerative medicine, reproductive health, surgery, Surgical techniques, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue scaffolds, Translational potential, Vagina reconstruction, VaginaCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, build ur own tissue engineered vagina and support live births in rabbits? well, u in luck cuz dis server got u covered! we completed da reconstruction in a single surgery cuz we don’t need no bioreactors, we just use our mad skills and creativity! plus, it reduces costs so u can spend more time building epic stuff! join now and be part of dis insane journey to create the most epic and bizarre minecraft creations ever seen!

Blazing Dream World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apocalyptic, Blazing, Burn, corn field, dream, dry corn, Escape, fear, flames, Heat, Inescapable, Nightmare, Panic, Running, scalded, surreal, Terrifying, waking up, water boiled, well, world, world on fire

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Holy Grails Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo, bro, forget about those boring dreams, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for gaming!

We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.

Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.

Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!

ExBabyMamaGoneWild

AITAO, Argument, cheating accusation, co parenting, coping with loss, disrespectful behavior., Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, empty house, ExBabyMamaGoneWild, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, kicked out, Mother of my child, moving on, sad breakup, single parenting, spray painted truck, toxic relationship

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing with is Creepers and Skeletons!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!

Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP

1999, 2000, anticipation, CELEBRATIONS, computers, countdown, cultural shift, EXCITEMENT, FEARS, global impact, internet, Memories, Minecraft, new millennium, Nostalgia, partying, Personal experiences, reflections, smp, societal changes, Technology, y2k, Y2KSurvivors

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!