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SMP: CreeperLoveGoneWrong

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3835	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Towns Built:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never talk about what happened during sex! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time someone built a giant statue of a creeper getting it on with a skeleton. It was so scandalous that even the Ender Dragon blushed! And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally set their bed on fire while trying out a new position. Trust me, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

CompliMinecraft: “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world!”

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to be complimented on your block-placing skills by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He’s our resident expert on all things Minecraft and he’s not afraid to shower you with the weirdest compliments you’ve ever heard.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a game of parkour. Trust us, you’ve never seen parkour like this before – it involves jumping through flaming hoops while riding a llama dressed as a clown.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be complimented by a pig and challenge a unicorn to a parkour race!

BankofCraft19

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our minecraft server where the central bank is run by a bunch of russian bears who raise rates to 19% every time someone tries to build a house out of inflation ticks. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never run out of excitement! plus, where else can you say you’ve been part of a virtual economy run by bears? join now for a chance to witness the chaos and maybe even become a bear yourself. who knows, anything is possible in this crazy server!

Baby Brain Emo Gear

5 months old, babies, baby, Brain, brain activity, brain development, brain mapping, brain research, cognitive processing, early childhood, emo, emotional response, emotions processing, Gear, Headgear, infant behavior, infant development, infant psychology, neuroscience, prefrontal cortex, Social Interaction, social situations, social stimuli, wearable brain imaging

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Farms Harvested:	434	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

join our epic minecraft server and activate your prefrontal cortex like never before! our server is so lit, even babies are getting in on the action with their brain imaging headgear. watch as they process social stimuli and become the ultimate gamers at just 5 months old. who needs pacifiers when you can have diamond swords? come join the fun and see what all the baby brain hype is about!

What is the IP for Thort ChomReang ថតចម្រៀង Minecraft Server?

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Magic Items Found:	1929	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Thort ChomReang is a Cambodian singer known for his unique vocal style and charismatic stage presence. With a passion for traditional Cambodian music, he has gained a strong following both in his home country and internationally. Thort ChomReang continues to delight audiences with his powerful performances and innovative approach to blending modern and traditional Cambodian music styles.

What are Minecraft servers like Eternals ?

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Some Minecraft servers similar to Eternals include:

1. DivineWoods: This server offers a custom survival experience with unique features such as custom biomes, dungeons, and quests. Players can also enjoy a friendly community and regular events.

2. MagmaMC: MagmaMC is a Spanish-speaking server known for its custom features and immersive gameplay. With features like jobs, economy, and custom items, players can enjoy a one-of-a-kind experience similar to Eternals.

3. SkyRealms: A server focused on skyblock gameplay, SkyRealms offers a unique twist on the traditional survival experience. Players can team up with friends, complete challenges, and build their own floating islands in the sky.

4. ArkhamNetwork: This server offers a mix of classic survival gameplay with unique features like custom enchants and player-run economies. With frequent updates and a dedicated community, players can enjoy a similar experience to Eternals on ArkhamNetwork.

Whether you’re looking for a custom survival experience, skyblock gameplay, or unique features like superpowers and custom items, these Minecraft servers offer comparable experiences to Eternals. Join one today and discover a new favorite server to call home.

mc.eternals.top

SlimeCrew

Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, new features, Server, SlimeCrew, Survival, Vanilla Gameplay

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Villages Defended:	12

Looking for a Minecraft experience that combines classic vanilla gameplay with exciting new features?

mc.slimecrew.org

Alathra: Where griefing your friend’s house is considered excellent worldbuilding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Animals Bred:	163	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Alathra: New Frontiers Server Overview

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/FHehShbw
Website	https://alathra.com/

Key Features

Extensive FAQ

Questions	Answers
What is the IP for the server?	The IP for the server is play.alathramc.com
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/FHehShbw
Is the world custom-built?	Yes, the map of Alathra is completely custom designed to encourage exploration, trade, and geopolitics.
What unique features does the server offer?	Some unique features include custom fishing, Towny system, lore, RP, custom plugins, Movecraft for movable ships, custom mobs, and animals, brewing, and custom nether mobs and biomes.

Bear’s Choice Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	6949	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between basic animals like pigs and cows? Well, on our server, you can choose a BEAR as your starting animal companion! Imagine roaming the blocky world with a fierce bear by your side, scaring off creepers and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to let loose and dance the night away. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves to impress the Endermen and zombies.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a hidden hot tub filled with lava – perfect for a relaxing soak after a long day of mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.