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Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

BBQ Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, awaiting sentencing, bbq, blowing it out of proportion, crown court, DAUGHTER, Drama, family bbq, Guilty, guy, harm, husband, indecent images, magistrates, Minecraft, out of order, parents, potential harm, refusing, Safe, serious, Server, sisters

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Emeralds Found:	4800
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6094
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Void Armor Forged:	25
Holy Grails Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take child safety very seriously! Unlike some family BBQs, we don’t invite creepy guys who are awaiting sentencing for looking at indecent images of children. Join us and rest assured that your little ones will be safe from any shady characters.

We understand the importance of keeping your family protected, which is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for sketchy individuals. Don’t worry about receiving nasty messages from your family members – on our server, the only messages you’ll get are ones of support and camaraderie.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, keep your daughter safe from any potential harm. Because when it comes to child safety, we don’t mess around.

NoBabysitNoProblem

Babysitting, babysitting challenges, complicated deliveries, family communication, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, NoBabysitNoProblem, parenting advice, parenting struggles, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling fights, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalry management, sibling rivalry solutions, sisterly love.

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of babysitting two little demons in disguise? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry hell! Join us and leave the screaming matches and toy-throwing behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where hugs actually work (we promise, no fighting cats here)!

Our server is so amazing that even the most experienced babysitters couldn’t handle the chaos of these two sisters. With over 20 failed attempts at finding a sitter who can handle the drama, it’s clear that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

So why join our server? Because if you can handle babysitting these two sisters, you can handle anything Minecraft throws at you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape the real world for a place where sibling rivalry is a thing of the past (unless you count PvP battles, but those are way more fun)? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPleasurePalace

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1035
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of trying to impress the ladies with your fancy cars and smooth dance moves, only to find out they’re not impressed? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate aphrodisiac for the ladies! Join us and watch as women swoon over your pixelated creations and epic redstone contraptions. Who needs a six-pack when you have a six-story castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

Forget about trying to impress women with outdated pickup lines and cheesy compliments. On our server, all you need to do is show off your epic building skills and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Trust us, nothing gets the ladies going like a man who knows his way around a crafting table.

So why waste your time and money on fancy dinners and expensive gifts when you can join our Minecraft server and have women falling at your virtual feet? Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from forever alone to the king of the server in just one week. Join now and start building your way to a love life that’s blocky but beautiful!

KurskKontrolCraft1000

Commander, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, forces, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKontrolCraft1000, Military, Military operations, military strategy, occupation, russia, Russian Invasion, square kilometers, territorial expansion, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Void Armor Forged:	28
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the top Ukrainian commander is in charge and he’s like taking over Russia’s Kursk region? Well, now’s your chance, bro! We’ve got 1,000 square kilometers of pure Minecraft madness for you to explore and conquer. Join us if you want to be part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history! Plus, we have free cake every Friday and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of blocks!

FireCraft: EuroHeatwave

air pollution, athens, carbon emissions, carbon pollution, climate change, climate crisis, death toll, environmental impact, environmental policy, EuroHeatwave, Europe, european union, extreme weather, FIRECRAFT, global warming, health crisis, Heat Waves, heat-related deaths, hot weather, natural disasters, public health, Wildfires

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ores Mined:	6001	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

yo, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the weather in europe last year – HOT AF. we got so much carbon pollution, it’s like a party for the planet. but don’t worry, we won’t let u die like those 50,000 peeps, we got u covered.

our server is so fire, it’s like them wildfires in athens, but in a good way. u gonna be burning up with excitement when u see all the crazy builds and epic battles we got going on. trust me, it’s gonna be a BLAST.

so come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is gonna be hotter than a heatwave in europe. just make sure to bring some sunscreen, cuz things are about to get LIT.

MytharaCraft

Active owner, Adventure, All Versions Supported, Builder, Chest Protections, Community, community-driven, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Dynamic economy, Earth, Earth Map, Earth Towny, Economy, leader, Live Map, minecraft server, Mining world, MytharaCraft, Survival, Towny, towny adventure, Towny Plugin, trader..

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Divine Spears Created:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Enchantments Applied:	164	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to MytharaCraft: An Earth Towny Adventure! Embark on an epic journey in MytharaCraft, a unique Earth Towny Minecraft server where you can explore a meticulously crafted 1:500 scale replica of our planet. Create your own town or join an existing nation, forge alliances, and engage in a vibrant community-driven economy.

Key Features: Real-World Map, Towny Plugin, Dynamic Economy, No Pay2Win, Cross-Platform, All Versions Supported, Mining World, Active Owner, Chest Protections, Live Map, No Earth Resets Join MytharaCraft today and be a part of a dynamic community where adventure and creativity know no bounds. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a savvy trader, or an ambitious leader, there’s a place for you in the world of MytharaCraft. NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVICE. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG OR MICROSOFT.

MytharaCraft.mcserv.fun:19850

Welcome to The Vanilla Nations: Crescenta – Where the nations are made up and the roleplay doesn’t matter!

3d, armor trims, auction house, Banner Tweaks, Biomes, Brewery, Colonist Towny, Community, Crescenta, Custom terrain, Diplomacy, Discord, doesnt, Dorado, Economy, GSit, matter, Nations, netherite, Roleplay, smp, Spice, Vanilla, voice chat, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	277
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	8295

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.21 + 1.21.1 Java
Discord Link	Crescenta Discord

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations/SMP, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds
Custom world generation
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap
Proximity Voice Chat
Resource balancing tweaks
Community flavor plugins

World Reset

We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21 + 1.21.1 Java.
Is there a Discord server for Crescenta?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using this link.
Is there a world reset?	Yes, we just had a world reset, and the new world is called Dorado.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	We request that players be 13 years or older due to Discord’s 13+ age policy.

RadioheadCraft Server

Alternative, Band, Jonny Greenwood, Listening, long tail, Music, Radiohead, RadioheadCraft, Rock, Server, Thom Yorke

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crops Grown:	8925
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Are you tired of mining for diamonds while listening to the same old boring music? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we only listen to Radiohead while we build and explore! Why? Because nothing gets your creative juices flowing like Thom Yorke’s haunting voice and Jonny Greenwood’s sick guitar riffs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where all the creepers and skeletons go to let loose and dance the night away. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the moonwalk.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly. Just be careful not to eat too many or you might turn into a pig.

So come join us on our Radiohead-infused Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Let’s get crafting, baby!

SkinnyBoysSlayinMinecraftSMP

appealing, attractiveness, attractiveness standards, body image, body positivity, charming, Confidence, cute, desirable, handsome, Masculinity, physical appearance, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self-perception, Sexy, skinny boys, SkinnyBoysSlayinMinecraftSMP, slender, Thin, thin men

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a skinny boy who doesn’t realize how cute and sexy they are! We believe in boosting self-esteem through pixelated adventures and building epic structures.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, like building a house entirely out of cake or taming a herd of explosive llamas. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

But fear not, because our community is always ready to lend a hand or a diamond sword in times of need. So come on, embrace your inner skinny boy and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover your true potential…and maybe even find love in a blocky world.