2022 hack & slash Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

arms stockpiles, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global conflict, Hermit Kingdom, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military intervention, military tactics, Minecraft, missile attack, North Korea, political tensions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, war of drones, WARFARE

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Votes:	6012	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

haha dis server be like a war zone but wit blocks and creepers instead of missiles and soldiers. join us if u wanna be part of da action and help us take down dem pesky North Korean officers who keep tryna steal our diamonds. we got drones flyin around and arms stockpiles everywhere, it’s like a virtual battlefield but way more fun cuz u can respawn. come join da chaos and be a hero in dis crazy world of Minecraft madness!

RussianTeachRageQuitCraft

Burnout, career, Challenges, education, employment, Impact, Job, Last year, Profession, QUIT, reasons, resignation, Russian, RussianTeachRageQuitCraft, schoolteachers, statistics, stress, teaching, trends, turnover, Workforce

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	92

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold blocks like confetti at a party! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off for the ultimate treasure chest full of enchanted weapons and armor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!

So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!

Arctic Cruise Chaos Server

#sustainability, Arctic, Arctic ecosystem, Arctic expedition, causes, Chaos, consequences, conservation efforts, cruise, cruise vessels, environmental impact, governance options, marine life, mitigation strategies, Monitoring, noise levels, noise pollution, policy development, public awareness, regulations, Remote Locations, research, Server, tourism

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ores Mined:	6724	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your igloo in the Arctic, trying to enjoy the peace and quiet, when suddenly BAM! A cruise ship rolls up blasting Justin Bieber at full volume. Like, what the heck, right?

Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.

Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!

BlockCraft – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, blockcraft, candace, character banner, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, Minecraft, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, weapon banner, Web Event, Xilonen

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s fervent beats? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the rainbow destined to burn in version 5.1! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s more hype than a character teaser for Xilonen!

We’ve got daily check-in rewards that are more rewarding than pulling a 5-star character banner, redeemable codes with primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot, and useful links that will blow your mind more than a peak patrol song on a sword banner!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Xilonen forging a new name! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Flat Earth Minecraft SMP Opinions

Astronomy, Beliefs, Community, conspiracy theories, controversial, debate, discussion, Earth, Flat, flat earth, internet, Minecraft, Misinformation, Opinions, perspective, pseudoscience, Round Earth, Science, skepticism, smp, society, theories, Truth

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we debate the true shape of the Earth while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!

HyphenCraft

aita, dad, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamic, family name, hyphenated last name, HyphenCraft, mom, name change, original last name, parents, real dad, Religion, Respect, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, stepmom, Therapy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	69	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1374
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life, just like this poor player who had to deal with a name change against their will! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and craziness.

Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)

So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

RedditUserMC SMP

anonymous posting, community engagement, digital community, discussion platform, downvoting, Entertainment, information sharing, internet culture, karma system, memes, News Aggregator, niche interests, Online Community, reddit, RedditUserMC, smp, social media, subreddit communities, upvoting, user interaction, User-generated content, viral content

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Crops Grown:	6046	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and shenanigans? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

FutureCraft2025

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, biotechnology, climate change, digital transformation, future prediction, FutureCraft2025, innovation, Internet of Things, medical advancements, personalized medicine, quantum computing, renewable energy, robotics, smart cities, space exploration, specific prediction, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to predict the future with 100% accuracy! Our crystal ball plugin will give you insights into what will happen next in the game, from finding diamonds to encountering creepers. Who needs a fortune teller when you have our server?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!

So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyKyivPrisoner

Conflict, CraftyKyivPrisoner, detention, died, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Journalism, kyiv, legal proceedings, Media, News, Political, press freedom, Prison, reporter, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, Tragedy, tragic event, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Items Found:	8226	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

come join our minecraft server where ukrainian reporters don’t die in russian detention but instead build epic castles and battle dragons in the virtual world. we promise no political drama, just good ol’ blocky fun! plus, our server is guarded by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril

CRAZE, crosswalk, Dangerous, longer crosswalks, multiscale analysis, Pedestrian, pedestrian accidents, pedestrian advocacy, pedestrian awareness, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian crossing distance, pedestrian crosswalks, pedestrian education, pedestrian fatalities, pedestrian infrastructure, pedestrian rights, pedestrian risk, pedestrian safety, pedestrian visibility, Pedestrians, Peril, road design, traffic safety, Urban planning

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

yo this server is lit af, like longer crosswalks are actually more dangerous for pedestrians? like what even is that logic? come join us and experience the thrill of crossing the longest crosswalks in minecraft history! we got crazy obstacles, like flying cows and lava pits, to make your journey even more intense. trust me, you ain’t never seen pedestrian crossing distance like this before. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!