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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9482 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1787 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.
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