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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 8069 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
so, like, you should totally join this minecraft server because we got like, the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever see in your life. like, one time, we had this giant chicken invasion and everyone had to team up to defeat them with nothing but feathers and eggs. it was totally insane, dude.
and, like, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone. we have this secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they give out quests and rewards in exchange for shiny diamonds. it’s like, so mysterious and cool.
also, our server has the most epic builds you’ll ever see. we have a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of cheese, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s like, totally mind-blowing.
so, like, forget about saving the world in movies, come join our server and save the minecraft universe instead. it’s way more fun and way more epic. trust me, you won’t regret it.
