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Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Endless Night Skies:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6982	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!

UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!

RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	9535

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

WalesCraft Minecraft Server

British Isles, country size, country size debate, geographic dimensions, geographic proportions, geographic size, geographical debate, geographical measurement, land area, land mass, land size, Minecraft, national boundaries, national size, Server, Size Comparison, Size of Wales, United Kingdom, wales, WalesCraft, Welsh geography, Welsh land area, Welsh territory

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	196
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of tiny Wales on the map? Well, on our server, Wales is MASSIVE! That’s right, you can explore a giant Wales that stretches for miles in every direction. Build your own Welsh castle, herd virtual sheep, and even ride a virtual dragon over the Welsh countryside. Join now and experience Wales like never before!

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, Minecraft, national pride, Physical fitness, Server, sports, sports achievements, Sports Culture, sports development, sports economy, sports events, sports excellence, sports industry, sports infrastructure, sports participation, sports performance, sports skills, sports success, sports talent, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, teamwork

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Farms Harvested:	155
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Join our Minecraft server and show off your country’s athletic prowess in a whole new way! We have epic PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with players from around the world to see who truly reigns supreme in the realm of pixelated combat. Represent your nation and crush your enemies with your mad skills – who needs the Olympics when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly PvP tournament gets a real-life gold medal made out of diamonds… okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty cool, right? So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to dominate the competition on our server!

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

anger, awkward tap-dance, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, bodily function, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Catering, Communication, consent, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, freshen up, HOURS, LEAVING, Manipulation, MONEY, painful sex, personal pleasure, relationship, Rush, sexual slavery

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!