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YoungCraft – Try it Before Wrinkles!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5915	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks or participate in our annual “Dance-Off with the Ender Dragon” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is!

CyprusCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Cyprus, Cyprus-Israel relations, CyprusCraft, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah threats, Hezbollah warning, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aggression, military intervention, Minecraft, political tension, potential conflict, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, Terrorism, Threats, War

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Void Armor Forged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Towns Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about hezbollah threatening war against cyprus if it helps israel and ur like wtf? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just build ur own lil world without any crazy threats. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper that explodes on command. come join us and let’s have a blast (literally)!

Hezbollah Havoc: Minecraft Mayhem

all-out war, civilian sites, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military confrontation, military sites, Minecraft, national security, political instability, Propaganda, regional crisis, security threat, Surveillance, Tension, video footage, Warning

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got military bases and civilian sites that will blow your mind! it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now before things get too real and we all end up in an all-out war in minecraft land! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this chaos! #minecraftwarzone #joinusbeforeitstoolate

TurduckenCraft: The Final Layer

celebration, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Eating, feast, FINAL, final layer, Food, holiday, humans, LAYER, layered dish, Meal, meat, multi-layered dish, Poultry, poultry dish, Stuffed, Thanksgiving, tradition, turducken, TurduckenCraft, unique dish

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where humans are the final layer after eating a turducken. yes, you heard that right. forget about boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff. on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie chickens and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot.

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

but beware, there are also creepers that explode into confetti and skeletons that shoot arrows made of spaghetti. it’s a crazy world out there, but if you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the time of your life. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate turducken warrior!

DynastyCraft – 1.12.2 Modded Medieval

1.12.2, dark ages, Dark Ages Server, Discord, DYNASTY, Dynastycraft, Earth, Earth Factions, Earthfactions, Earthmap, Earthsmp, Earthtowny, Factions, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Kingdom, Medieval, Medieval Minecraft, Minecraft, Modded, Modded minecraft, Modpack, Official, Server, Survival, Technicpack, Technicpack Modpack, Towny, Tree, War

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ores Mined:	5636	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	266	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

DynastyCraft - 1.12.2 Modded Medieval Minecraft Server

DynastyCraft – Modded 1:135 Earth Factions set in the Dark Ages

Server Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/dynastycraft-official-modpack.1982222/about

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fRKxthEv32

View our Dynasty Tree: https://app.mural.co/t/dynastycraft4614/m/dynastycraft4614/1703342169285/7d3e8296da894640518ff985c62981ae56bd74bb?sender=u4466355caa360503a5113250

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BladeSMP: Where PvP is just a fancy way of saying ‘I just got destroyed by a chicken’

adventuers, Applications, armor rates, battlefield, BladeSMP, capabilities, chicken, Community, Cracked, Destroyed, DOMINATE, Fancy, Forge, Gear, Journey, legend, plug-in, power, PvP, smp, strength, SUPPORTS, Ultimate, Unique, world

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ores Mined:	6923	Alien Abductions:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	830665
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	4770

BladeSMP Overview

Welcome to BladeSMP, where your journey to ultimate power begins! In this thrilling SMP, the goal is to craft and wield revamped armor and swords that elevate your combat prowess to new heights. With our unique plug-in, you can forge gear with higher armor rates and unparalleled strength, making every player a force to be reckoned with. Join a community of adventurers who are pushing the limits of their capabilities and dominating the battlefield. Apply now to BladeSMP and become a legend in a world where power knows no bounds!

Join here

https://discord.gg/KpSK9Z64CQ

BladeSMP FAQ

Question	Answer
Is BladeSMP currently accepting applications?	Yes, applications are currently open.
Does BladeSMP support cracked versions of Minecraft?	Yes, BladeSMP supports cracked versions.
What is the main focus of BladeSMP?	The main focus is to craft and wield powerful gear for enhanced combat abilities.
How can I join BladeSMP?	You can join by visiting the Discord server linked above.

Baki’s Bio Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fighting, anime moves, badass, Baki, Bakis, BELIEVABLE, bio, biology, bullshit, Characters, fighting anime, justification, Magic, Minecraft, real-life biology, relaxing muscles, scientific reasons, Server, special moves, speed of sound, Superhuman, Supernatural Origins

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6032
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Potions Brewed:	163	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Baki’s insane biology-defying moves? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where you can relax every muscle in your blocky body to dash at the speed of sound towards your opponents. Forget magic and supernatural origins, we’ve got bullshit scientific reasons for all the crazy things you can do on our server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can unleash your inner Baki and show off your superhuman skills. Who needs magic when you’ve got ridiculous biology on your side? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to dominate the world of Minecraft with your mind-blowing moves. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and pure insanity!

TinyCraft Minecraft Server

Actors, Casting, discrimination, Diversity, Entertainment, equality, film industry, Hollywood, inclusion, little people, marginalized communities, Minecraft, movies, opportunities, Perspectives, representation, Server, short stature, social change, Stereotypes, storytelling, tinycraft, underrepresented

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ores Mined:	646	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with tiny villages, miniature mobs, and pint-sized adventures. Why settle for regular-sized creepers when you can have adorable mini creepers that you can punt across the map? And don’t even get us started on the tiny villagers – they’re so cute you’ll want to squish them (but please don’t, they have families to feed).

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground kingdom of gnomes who are always throwing the wildest parties. Want to join in on the fun? Just bring a pickaxe and a sense of humor (gnomes love a good joke). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary leprechaun treasure hidden deep within the mines. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the world of Minecraft in a whole new (and hilariously tiny) way. Just watch out for the tiny dragons – they may be small, but they’re feisty little buggers.

WatchDad Minecraft Server

awkwardness, bbq, brisket, Confrontation, CVS, drug addiction, family, Father’s Day, forgiveness, luxury watch, Minecraft, new boyfriend, reconciliation, Recovery, Replacement, ribs, Server, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, smoker, teddy bear, theft, WatchDad

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful BBQ with no annoying siblings showing up uninvited. Join us and avoid awkward family encounters like the one where Ashley tried to guilt-trip us into sharing a luxury watch with her.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any sob stories or stolen watches – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. So come on over and leave the family drama behind!

SwiftTicketFlipper

aita, Apology, aunt, BETRAYAL, face value, family, Friends, MONEY, PhD student, profit, public opinion, reaction, relationship, super bowl, SwiftTicketFlipper, Taylor Swift, ticket, true colors, uncle, wrongdoing

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and betrayal in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Our server is filled with fun and laughter, unlike that cousin who sold your concert ticket behind your back.

Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you can build your dream world without worrying about PhD students trying to make a quick buck off your hard-earned tickets. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who would never dream of pulling a stunt like that.

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with us – because life’s too short to deal with shady relatives.