2013 Trolling Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyGallery Minecraft Server

abstract, artistic expression, artistic vision, avant garde, CraftyGallery, EXPERIMENTAL, golf claps, immersive experience, indie game, innovative mechanics., interactive art, line drawing, Minecraft, minimalist design, modern art gallery, pretentious, Server, sticky note, Thought-provoking, Unconventional, unconventional narrative, unique gameplay, video game

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	760693	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take modern art to a whole new level! Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual gallery, admiring a sticky note with a line that slightly bends drawn on it, and suddenly someone starts golf clapping in the distance. It’s like a masterpiece of pretentiousness that you never knew you needed in your life!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of cheese, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing to funky beats.

So come join us on this wild ride of creativity and absurdity. Who knows what bizarre adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

RateCutPowell – Minecraft SMP Edition

ATHs, bag holders, cut rates, Edition, emergency rate cut, fair market, federal reserve, financial news, interest rates, investing, market analysis, market expectations, market manipulation, market pumps, market reactions, market sentiment, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, Powell, RateCutPowell, smp, stock market, Trading

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	118
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where the economy is just as unpredictable as Powell’s interest rate decisions! Build your virtual empire while navigating through market crashes and ATHs (All-Time Highs) that will make you scream, “NOOOOO, THIS ISN’T FAIR!” Will you be able to save your virtual bags bought at ATH with an emergency rate cut? Only the bravest and most strategic players will survive in this wild world of finance and block-building. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLzy adventures!

WeddingBlockerz

difficult choices, drug addiction, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Support, legal issues, marriage concerns, not attending, parental concerns, skipping family events, skipping the wedding, son’s relationship, son’s wedding, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough parenting decisions, wedding etiquette, WeddingBlockerz

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9637	Crops Grown:	7457
Void Gems Collected:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can create your own virtual paradise without any pesky in-laws or judgmental parents!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy creations, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise weddings (sorry, Arlo and Clover). Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find love with a fellow player who won’t yell at you for expressing your concerns.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation more outrageous than skipping your own son’s wedding.

DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DumbestMC, dumbfounded, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, laughable, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, quotes, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, smp, stupid, Unintelligent

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Zombie Dances:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

HateCrafters United

abhor, ANNOYING, antipathy, aversion, bothersome, despise, detest, disdain, dislike, frustrating, Guilty, guilty pleasure, hate, HateCrafters, irrational, loathe, pet peeve, repugnant, Repulsive, revulsion, shouldnt, United

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	282
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for delicious tacos.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

WordTaxCraft

Accountability, Awareness, Communication, consequences, Conversation, cost, dialogue, Expression, Financial, Language, linguistics, mindfulness, self-control, speaking, speaking habits, Speech, Value, VERBAL, word economy, Words, WordTaxCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Vanishing Items Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where words cost money!!!! imagine having to pay for every single word you say, you’d be broke in no time!!! but don’t worry, on our server, you can say as many words as you want without worrying about going broke because it’s alllllll freeeeeeee!!!!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off giant chickens with laser eyes or building a house out of rainbow cheese!!! and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!!!

plus, we have the friendliest community ever, filled with unicorns and talking trees who are always there to help you out when you get lost or need a pick-me-up after a long day of mining. so come on down to our server and join the fun!!! who needs real life when you can have all this insanity in minecraft?????

AUGHHHHHH…just kidding, it’s actually a fun SMP server! 1.21 Whitelist Vanilla

AUGHHHHHH…just, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Hungergames, Kidding, KitPvP, Maze, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Items Found:	5435
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Rules	No griefing, no hacks/duping
Server Type	Survival
Discord Link	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, all are welcome to join and play
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build wherever you’d like
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP is allowed but please respect other players
How often is the server reset?	We do not have a regular reset schedule, but updates will be announced on Discord

IrrelevantCraft Minecraft Server

classism, disadvantaged, discrimination, economic disparity, exclusion, financial hardship, geographic privilege, INEQUALITY, Irrelevant, IrrelevantCraft, marginalized communities, Minecraft, POVERTY, regional discrimination, Server, social inequality, social injustice, societal divides, socioeconomic status, UNDERSERVED, underserved communities, urban vs rural, wealth gap

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! If you live outside this area, you are basically a peasant and we don’t associate with peasants. Only the elite players are allowed to join our server because we have diamond-encrusted blocks and a secret underground lair where we hold epic dance parties with creepers.

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.

So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!

DragonQueenDanaerysMC SMP

Azor Ahai prophecy, Character development, Danaerys, Defeat, DragonQueenDanaerysMC, fan theories, FANTASY, game of thrones, jon snow, Mad Dany, night king, plot twist, Prophecy, rationale, redemption arc, smp, snapping, threat, Turn, TV series, White Walker

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Votes:	7056
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Emeralds Found:	6028	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Imagine a world where Danaerys Targaryen gets turned into a White Walker by the night king. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness the epic battle between Jon Snow and the White Walker version of Dany. Will Jon fulfill the Azor Ahai prophecy and save the realm? You’ll have to join to find out!

But that’s not all – we have insane stories and plot twists happening every day. From dragons randomly spawning in the sky to giant creepers attacking players, you never know what’s going to happen next.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DriveOrDieCraft

BMW 330, Car Enthusiast, car maintenance, comfortable, DriveOrDieCraft, early 2000s, economical, family dynamics, family hauler, family needs, favorite generation, finances, heavy influence, inexperienced driver, long commute, Marriage, practical, real say, Reliable, Sedan, small SUV

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience ever, where you can drive virtual cars without your wife telling you what to do! No more arguments about practicality and comfort, just pure fun and excitement.

Imagine cruising around in a virtual BMW 330 from the early 2000s, without a care in the world. No need to worry about maintenance or passing it on to inexperienced drivers, because in this world, anything is possible!

So come join us and leave all your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a small SUV when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Say goodbye to complaints and mocking, and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. See you there!