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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7860 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4945 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!