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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

2009, CraftyCreeperz, desire to return, longing, longing for the past, looking back, Memories, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, past, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, reminiscing about 2009, sentimental, sentimentality, Server, Throwback, wishful, wistful, yearn for the past, yearning

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you yearn for a place where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Join us on our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you a hug instead of exploding. Our server is so magical that even the chickens lay golden eggs and the zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for juggling and loves to put on a show for all the players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t want to leave once you’ve experienced the madness that awaits you.

Old Skool Craft: Where even our laptops are vintage! Join now for a retro Minecraft experience!

2 cores, 2009, 2025 support, 32bit, 7.., 8.1, application, better performance, Celeron processor, compatibility, Craft, ddr3 ram, Experience, experience replication, installation, Join, laptop, Laptops, late edition, linux distro, Machine, Minecraft, os, Retro, skool, Support, vintage, windows 10

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that run like a snail on a treadmill? Well, look no further because our server is like installing Windows 10 on a 2009 laptop with 2 gigs of DDR3 RAM – it runs better than ever before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft with all the bells and whistles, just like running every possible application known to man on a laptop that shouldn’t even support it. Who needs official support when you have our server to defy all odds?

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will leave you questioning reality. Who needs a Linux distro when you can have this insane experience on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

MeowCraft: The Cheesy Cat Server

(Domestic), adorable, animal, Breed, Can I haz cheeseburger, cat, Cheesy, cute, desire, Feline, Fluffy, funny, humor, Humorous, Internet Sensation, long trail, meme, meowcraft, pet, Popular, Server, Want, wish

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have the exclusive “Can I haz cheeseburger” cat breed! These cats are not only cute as fuck, but they also have a special ability to summon cheeseburgers out of thin air! Imagine having a pet that can satisfy your hunger cravings at any time. Join our server now and adopt one of these amazing feline friends. Who needs diamonds when you have a cheeseburger cat by your side?

Timey Wimey Crafty Fun Server

Alternate Realities, Chaos, Conflicts, consequences, Crafty, creative writing, desire, Dimensions, embroiled, FANTASY, Fiction, Fun, height, imagination, multiverses, power, Server, speculative fiction, storytelling, taller, timelines, Timey, Wimey, wish fulfillment, Wishes

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	17
New Chunks Explored:	679245	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Crops Grown:	7210
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even the smallest wish can have universe-altering consequences! Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out over the most ridiculous wishes. Want to be taller? Prepare to face off against entire timelines and multiverses just to gain a few extra blocks of height! Only on this server can you experience the thrill of fighting for your wildest dreams, no matter how absurd they may be. So why wait? Join now and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash with just a simple wish!

Crafty Celeb Chaos

Beady, Beady can do it, can do it, celeb, Celeb Thread, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity news, Chaos, Crafty, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, fan community, forum, gossip, Hollywood, News, pop culture, social media, Stars, Thread, trending

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	253	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition is in full swing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with celebrity sightings and outrageous adventures. Rumor has it that ThreadBeady himself will be making a guest appearance, ready to show off his epic building skills and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Disco Sheep and the mysterious Enderman with a top hat. Will you be brave enough to face these creatures and claim their loot?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden potatoes. Don’t miss out on the fun – Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition awaits!

JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

affordable living, cheap food, convenience, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, degree requirement, ENEMY, English teacher, expat benefits, expat life, international experience, Japan, JapanCraft, job satisfaction, language skills, living abroad, low cost of living, no tipping, quality of life, real, salary comparison, teaching English, work abroad

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	7395	Falling into the Void:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

Anime, blocky, Botans, challenge, Character, chase, danger, Entertainment, Escape, Gaming, hunt, hunting, last watched, Livestream, ONLINE, Shishiro Botan, showdown, STOP, Streamer, Suspense, Target, Thriller, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	212	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Runes Activated:	4	Towns Built:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Blocky Banter

Analysis, Backlash, bad, banter, blocky, Community, critique, ctrl+f, Disappointment, discussion, Eiyuden, Expectations, Feedback, Gaming, lack of results, letdown, Opinions, reception, Results, RPG, search, video games

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crops Grown:	6814	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	783947

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Adventure, Athletic, city, commuting, Country, Cruiser board, Decision making, discrimination, Exercise, Fast, FITNESS, Flexible, Fun, Longboard, nimble, outdoor activities, Rollerblades, Transportation, Traveling, Urban mobility, Warning, Wars

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Star Shards Collected:	106
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

Anime, Community, Content Creation, COSPLAY, Entertainment, family involvement, forced, FORCING, Gaming, internet celebrity, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, moms, Mother, ONLINE, Pekomama, Pics, Server, Stream, streaming, trope, virtual, Vtuber, vtuber’s trope

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Haters Gonna Craft

Community, Craft, culture, discussion, dislike, Entertainment, everyone, games, Gaming, Gonna, hate, Haters, love, Mainstream, Media, Niche, Opinions, Popular, Preferences, Social, trends, unpopular opinion, video games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!