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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6004 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2946 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
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