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CalamityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server! The /v/ Calamity server is hosted by a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and have a secret underground dance party every full moon.

But that’s not even the best part! The server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to enter the legendary Chicken Temple, where you can find rare loot and unlock special abilities like the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the Land of Llamas, where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against evil mobs and uncover the secrets of the mystical llama wizards.

So, why join the /v/ Calamity server? Because where else can you find pandas, ninja chickens, rainbow llamas, and llama wizards all in one place? It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining and Crafting Maniacs

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning sessions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and summoned a hero so powerful, the entire server shook with fear. Legend has it that this hero could one-shot a creeper with a single glance. Want to test your luck and see if you can summon this legendary hero too?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic events you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From massive PvP battles to parkour challenges that will make you rage-quit and come back for more, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in your own right. Just remember, when you hear the battle cry of “FEH!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

BroSisGFPsychoLols

aita, analogy, BroSisGFPsychoLols, brother, collection, Cologne, fuckboy, Girlfriend, humans, inanimate objects, LAUGH, Living, OFFENDED, psych class, psychoanalysis, room, scent, stupid, Tour

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Zombie Dances:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods – where even the trees speak louder than the players!

Adventure, alliances, base building, Challenges, Community, Discord, Exploration, friendship, glace, leader, louder, modded server, New server, Players, PvP, release date, smp, speak, Survival, teamwork, Towns, Trade, Trees, War, whispering, Whitelisted server, Woods

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Farms Harvested:	888
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods

A server where you can explore with friends and take on challenges that are harder than vanilla minecraft! Join today to create your own Alliance or join someone else’s and build towns together.

Release Date: Today!

Server Access: Whitelisted. Contact itsglace on Discord to join.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Contact itsglace on Discord to get whitelisted.
Q: What is an Alliance?	A: Alliances are groups of players who build towns together and can go to war or trade with other Alliances.
Q: How many Alliances are there currently?	A: There are 10 different Alliances on the server.
Q: Can I create my own Alliance?	A: Yes, you can create your own Alliance or join an existing one.

CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals

SMP_QuitTheBS – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!

2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.

4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!

GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Buildings Constructed:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchantments Applied:	227
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	2080
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!